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Funny achievements [Suggestion]
wilykcat
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Achievements such as Chicken Slayer that comes with a title, a polymorph, and an emote rewards. Slay 1000 chickens to earn the title. Slay 5000 chickens to get the chicken polymorph. Slay 10,000 chickens to earn the chicken dance emote.
What other silly or fun achievements should eso add?
Edited by wilykcat on August 6, 2024 9:33PM What other silly or fun achievements should eso add?
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✭✭✭✭✭Achievements such as Chicken Slayer that comes with a title, a polymorph, and an emote rewards. Slay 1000 chickens to earn the title. Slay 5000 chickens to get the chicken polymorph. Slay 10,000 chickens to earn the chicken dance emote.
What other silly or fun achievements should eso add?
The thing you described, but with Bretons.
I always wanted to slay 5000 Bretons to get the Breton polymorph to let my Dunmer look like some stupid round-faced lice-infested Breton beggar who lives in the Wayrest Sewers with his pet skeevers (and for another 5000 killed Bretons, he could dance a jolly Breton dance, too - how quaint!).
This might also be a solution for the users who show up in this forum every few months, who state that they want Khajiit racial passives without their character having a tail.
Overall, this would benefit everyone! Except for Bretons.@Syldras | PC | EU
The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
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✭✭✭✭✭Achievements such as Chicken Slayer that comes with a title, a polymorph, and an emote rewards. Slay 1000 chickens to earn the title. Slay 5000 chickens to get the chicken polymorph. Slay 10,000 chickens to earn the chicken dance emote.
What other silly or fun achievements should eso add?
The thing you described, but with Bretons.
I always wanted to slay 5000 Bretons to get the Breton polymorph to let my Dunmer look like some stupid round-faced lice-infested Breton beggar who lives in the Wayrest Sewers with his pet skeevers (and for another 5000 killed Bretons, he could dance a jolly Breton dance, too - how quaint!).
This might also be a solution for the users who show up in this forum every few months, who state that they want Khajiit racial passives without their character having a tail.
Overall, this would benefit everyone! Except for Bretons.
Well, in my case, I'd replace "bretons" in your post with "dunmer".______________________________________________________
"But even in books, the heroes make mistakes, and there isn't always a happy ending." Mercedes Lackey, Into the West
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✭✭✭✭✭Well, in my case, I'd replace "bretons" in your post with "dunmer".
Fine with me. One option for every of Tamriel's people.
(Although my reply was partly motivated by my curiosity whether it would still be considered funny if it was humans instead of animals).@Syldras | PC | EU
The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
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Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
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That's likely to be different for everyone. Some (like me) would be amused. Others I know of wouldn't....______________________________________________________
"But even in books, the heroes make mistakes, and there isn't always a happy ending." Mercedes Lackey, Into the West
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As long as we can make trophies of their heads afterwards.
Horrify your house guests.Game over, manHudson ~ Aliens ~ 19861 -
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Horrify your house guests.
My Dunmer lives in an expensively decorated wizard tower, not in the ghost train of a travelling carnival
Also, I told you I'd like to start a codpiece trophy collection. Bretons would also be perfect for that.
Of course, this could also become a funny achievement: Collect 100/500/1000/5000 codpieces. Earn: a title, a codpiece trophy to hang on the wall, a special codpiece clothing item, and...?@Syldras | PC | EU
The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire2 -
LaintalAy✭✭✭✭✭Sadly, we'll see capes before we see codpieces. Some of the adult consumers here are fine with killing 'people', but Khajiit will always wear visible boxers under his Nordic bathing towel.
But having thought about it, a row of mounted codpieces would look pretty bizarre. Horrific even.
My Dunmer was deleted in the Great Walkout of 2024.Game over, manHudson ~ Aliens ~ 19860 -
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✭✭✭✭✭My Dunmer lives in an expensively decorated wizard tower, not in the ghost train of a travelling carnival
Also, I told you I'd like to start a codpiece trophy collection. Bretons would also be perfect for that.
Of course, this could also become a funny achievement: Collect 100/500/1000/5000 codpieces. Earn: a title, a codpiece trophy to hang on the wall, a special codpiece clothing item, and...?
Ooooo - I LIKE that one!
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"But even in books, the heroes make mistakes, and there isn't always a happy ending." Mercedes Lackey, Into the West
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Hamfast✭✭✭✭As long as the killings were outside of PvP, in public, and perhaps were tied to the Dark Brotherhood... and only count if the guards don't catch you...
As they are used in several locations, the Trophy could be a head on a spike...
Perhaps 2 for each race... Male and Female...
Domestic animals could have reward of the animal on a spit (over a fire), or better, a proprietary Recipe (Provisioning Furnishing) that allows a crafter to make an animal on a spit...
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✭✭✭✭✭Well, Green Pact Bosmer would of course have a human on the spit....______________________________________________________
"But even in books, the heroes make mistakes, and there isn't always a happy ending." Mercedes Lackey, Into the West
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✭✭✭✭✭Sadly, we'll see capes before we see codpieces. Some of the adult consumers here are fine with killing 'people', but Khajiit will always wear visible boxers under his Nordic bathing towel.
Well, that's for Khajiit's safety. Google "candiru fish" and you'll know what I mean
But having thought about it, a row of mounted codpieces would look pretty bizarre. Horrific even.
That's not the right spelling of "awesome"
@Syldras | PC | EU
The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire1 -
LaintalAy✭✭✭✭✭"Look at the fun we're having!" Tyrion Lannister.
at least until the big wheel shows up...
Edited by LaintalAy on August 6, 2024 11:56PMGame over, manHudson ~ Aliens ~ 19860 -
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Well, that's for Khajiit's safety. Google "candiru fish" and you'll know what I mean
*snerk*
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"But even in books, the heroes make mistakes, and there isn't always a happy ending." Mercedes Lackey, Into the West
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✭Achievements such as Chicken Slayer that comes with a title, a polymorph, and an emote rewards. Slay 1000 chickens to earn the title. Slay 5000 chickens to get the chicken polymorph. Slay 10,000 chickens to earn the chicken dance emote.
What other silly or fun achievements should eso add?
As someone who was a fan of the Fable games, I absolutely LOVE this suggestion! It also would serve to confirm that Bantam Guar are basically ESO chickens.
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Marko21xx✭✭BXR_Lonestar wrote: »As someone who was a fan of the Fable games, I absolutely LOVE this suggestion! It also would serve to confirm that Bantam Guar are basically ESO chickens.
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✭As long as the killings were outside of PvP, in public, and perhaps were tied to the Dark Brotherhood... and only count if the guards don't catch you...
As they are used in several locations, the Trophy could be a head on a spike...
Perhaps 2 for each race... Male and Female...
Domestic animals could have reward of the animal on a spit (over a fire), or better, a proprietary Recipe (Provisioning Furnishing) that allows a crafter to make an animal on a spit...
Ehh.. Can we have this with "even when the guards see you"? I'm at 1.000.000+ (yes, 1 million+) killed High Elves.I'm but a sarcastic beef jerky. Irony and cynicism are my parents. You've been warned.1
