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So hear me out... I want the title "Grand High Potato"

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Its paying homage to the great tradition of skyrim players filling their houses with sweet roll or cheese... but potatos.

Suggestions:

• Hold 3,000 potatoes in your inventory at one time.

• Collect 1,000,000 potatoes (account wide)

• Make a hidden house somewhere in the ES world filled with potatoes and you get the achievement for finding it

  • Syldras
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    Give this man his Potato Lord title!

    And give me "Great House Telvanni" (and I'm sure that many of my Dunmer brethren would also be quite happy about a Redoran or Hlaalu title - seriously, it would be awesome for roleplayers).
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  • LunaFlora
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    this would be fun
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  • VisitHammerfell
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    Syldras wrote: »
    Give this man his Potato Lord title!

    And give me "Great House Telvanni" (and I'm sure that many of my Dunmer brethren would also be quite happy about a Redoran or Hlaalu title - seriously, it would be awesome for roleplayers).

    I would love both a Potato Lord and Archmagister title :)
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  • Syldras
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    I would love both a Potato Lord and Archmagister title :)

    The closest you can become right now is "Councilor" if you buy the big mansion in Stonefalls. Although I'd personally prefer something that shows which Dunmer House you belong to.

    Oh, and while we're at it: "(Clockwork) Apostle" would be nice, too. They could have made us a honorary member at the end of the CWC questline.
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • Araneae6537
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    Syldras wrote: »
    I would love both a Potato Lord and Archmagister title :)

    The closest you can become right now is "Councilor" if you buy the big mansion in Stonefalls. Although I'd personally prefer something that shows which Dunmer House you belong to.

    Oh, and while we're at it: "(Clockwork) Apostle" would be nice, too. They could have made us a honorary member at the end of the CWC questline.

    Isn’t Magister specific to House Telvanni? But I agree I’d love titles for indicating House as well. :)

    In addition, I’d like “Plague Doctor” as a title for my necro healer — personally, I think this would have been a cooler title for completing the Scalecaller Peak dungeon. I’d also prefer “Time Lord” (or some legal equivalent) for completing Bal Sunnar! :lol:
    Edited by Araneae6537 on May 30, 2024 11:02PM
  • Syldras
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    Isn’t Magister specific to House Telvanni?

    Yes, it is. Although the whole Master/Magister/Archmagister thing in ESO is a little weird... In TES3, Magister is only a temporary title that has the meaning that you're the challenger of the current Archmagister. If you don't want to oust the Archmagister, you'll stay on Master rank. They changed this in ESO, naming that would be Masters in TES3 "Magisters". Which leads to the weird situation that recurrent characters like Therana, who was a Master in TES3, is a Magister in ESO (which makes it look like she actually lost one rank in the centuries that lay between ESO and TES3). I know they gave a statement to this issue, but it seems a bit clumsy and feels to me like the ranks in ESO were accidentially messed up at release and they just tried to make up some explanation afterwards.

    Anyway, "Councilor" can be seen as more or less neutral, I guess. Although Telvanni-specific, a member of the Council would be Master rank (while Hlaalu and Redoran only call it Councilor or Councilman).
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
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    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • Araneae6537
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    Thank you for the detailed explanation, @Syldras — I had forgotten that from TES3! In that case, I would prefer “of House Telvanni”, “of House Redoran”, etc. :)
  • Syldras
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    Thank you for the detailed explanation, @Syldras — I had forgotten that from TES3! In that case, I would prefer “of House Telvanni”, “of House Redoran”, etc. :)

    I know it's complicated and I'm probably a huge nerd :D

    Seriously, I never understood why they didn't include House titles back when the Morrowind chapter was released. It seems such an obvious thing to do.
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
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    I've probably got the requisite 3000 in my craft bag. Getting a million is a tall feat though even account wide.
  • vsrs_au
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    Perhaps they could also add titles similar to the existing "recruit", 'Initiate", etc., such as "small potato".
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  • LaintalAy
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    vsrs_au wrote: »
    Perhaps they could also add titles similar to the existing "recruit", 'Initiate", etc., such as "small potato".

    Or 'Couch Potato'. With an associated furniture recipe that uses 3000 potatoes to craft it.
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  • ArchangelIsraphel
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    An individual of culture, I see.

    My 25k potatoes and I concur with your request.

    We would also like to add that the achievement must, in some way, involve gratuitous, criminally bad potato puns.

    Please ZOS, listen to our a-peel for a potato themed title. We're willing to work for it! After all, time fries when you're having fun : D

    My tank can wear it while he uses his tater-taunts!
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    When everything's lost, they pick up their hearts and avenge defeat
    Before it all starts, they suffer through harm just to touch a dream
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  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    I want ‘First Emissary’ for my main. :smiley:
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  • SilverBride
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    Some say po tay toe,
    And others say po tot toe,
    All should be Grand High!

    (a potato haiku)
    Edited by SilverBride on May 31, 2024 3:26AM
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  • Hapexamendios
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    Some potato titles:

    Half Baked
    Fit to be Fried
    Magnificent Masher
    The Root of the Problem
    All Eyes on Me
  • LadyLethalla
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    I live in the Land of Potato Internet so I think this would be quite fitting :D
    Edited by LadyLethalla on May 31, 2024 3:09AM
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  • SkaiFaith
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    vsrs_au wrote: »
    Perhaps they could also add titles similar to the existing "recruit", 'Initiate", etc., such as "small potato".

    "Grand Master Potatoer"
    A: "We, as humans, should respect and take care of each other like in a Co-op, not a PvP 🌸"
    B: "Too many words. Words bad. Won't read. ⚔️"
  • Veinblood1965
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    boi_anachronism_for Potato King!
  • SickleCider
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    Are we requesting titles? I desperately want "Crow Friend." 🥺
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  • LunaFlora
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    Syldras wrote: »
    Isn’t Magister specific to House Telvanni?

    Yes, it is. Although the whole Master/Magister/Archmagister thing in ESO is a little weird... In TES3, Magister is only a temporary title that has the meaning that you're the challenger of the current Archmagister. If you don't want to oust the Archmagister, you'll stay on Master rank. They changed this in ESO, naming that would be Masters in TES3 "Magisters". Which leads to the weird situation that recurrent characters like Therana, who was a Master in TES3, is a Magister in ESO (which makes it look like she actually lost one rank in the centuries that lay between ESO and TES3). I know they gave a statement to this issue, but it seems a bit clumsy and feels to me like the ranks in ESO were accidentially messed up at release and they just tried to make up some explanation afterwards.

    Anyway, "Councilor" can be seen as more or less neutral, I guess. Although Telvanni-specific, a member of the Council would be Master rank (while Hlaalu and Redoran only call it Councilor or Councilman).

    the Magister title also gets used by the Mages Guild.
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  • Syldras
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    LunaFlora wrote: »
    the Magister title also gets used by the Mages Guild.

    It's a scholarly title, so this isn't unexpected. Do the Sapiarchs of Summerset have ranks?
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    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • LunaFlora
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    Syldras wrote: »
    LunaFlora wrote: »
    the Magister title also gets used by the Mages Guild.

    It's a scholarly title, so this isn't unexpected. Do the Sapiarchs of Summerset have ranks?

    it seems to just be Sapiarch and Head Sapiarch
    https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:College_of_Sapiarchs
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  • zaria
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    This one once got an mail with an single potato.
    She assumed it was an reward for the pug dungeon she did :)
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  • TheImperfect
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    Can we have a potato quest too?
  • JoeCapricorn
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  • vsrs_au
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    Or perhaps a potato-stealing quest: Spud-nicked. ;)
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  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    vsrs_au wrote: »
    Or perhaps a potato-stealing quest: Spud-nicked. ;)

    Do I hear ‘new Jester’s Festival quest?’
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