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wilykcat
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This happened 7 years ago on this day. A hungry kahjiit started a food fight at the forums (not these ones here. It was some other forums).
Location: Imperial City:
It all started when this kahjiit claimed that waffles taste better and are superior to pancakes on all levels. Another kahjiit came into this discussion claiming that pancakes are far more better than waffles are. More kahjiits later joined in to take the sides of pancakes 🥞 or waffles 🧇.
Hours later the waffle 🧇 kahjiit clan created a gigantic fort made of waffles, a moat of maple syrup, and they had an unlimited supply of butter, forks, along with French toast swords. They are on defense.
The pancakes 🥞 kahjiit clan had pancake shields, maple syrup explosives, powdered sugar canons, and also an unlimited supply of forks. They are on offense.
None of the groups had use for forks, those pesky kitchen utensils are outlawed in these parts. Kahjiits have long claws to use instead.
Now who will take over the other's kingdom?
The waffles kahjiits ready their defenses. The pancakes kahjiits armed their endless army and are ready to attack.
Pancakes went flying through the air, some landing right onto other kahjiit's hair. The waffles kahjiits just fortified their waffle fort with indestructible vanilla frosting. The powdered sugar canons created a fog of sweet taste in the air. Slices of butter 🧈 on the paths made the terrain all slippery causing some kahjiits to slide face first into maple syrup covered walls made from waffles.
No one can tell who is winning this pancakes vs waffles kahjiit battle at this point. As of today this battle is still ongoing and it has spread to other places.
Who will win?
Edited by ZOS_Kevin on November 7, 2024 11:09AM Location: Imperial City:
It all started when this kahjiit claimed that waffles taste better and are superior to pancakes on all levels. Another kahjiit came into this discussion claiming that pancakes are far more better than waffles are. More kahjiits later joined in to take the sides of pancakes 🥞 or waffles 🧇.
Hours later the waffle 🧇 kahjiit clan created a gigantic fort made of waffles, a moat of maple syrup, and they had an unlimited supply of butter, forks, along with French toast swords. They are on defense.
The pancakes 🥞 kahjiit clan had pancake shields, maple syrup explosives, powdered sugar canons, and also an unlimited supply of forks. They are on offense.
None of the groups had use for forks, those pesky kitchen utensils are outlawed in these parts. Kahjiits have long claws to use instead.
Now who will take over the other's kingdom?
The waffles kahjiits ready their defenses. The pancakes kahjiits armed their endless army and are ready to attack.
Pancakes went flying through the air, some landing right onto other kahjiit's hair. The waffles kahjiits just fortified their waffle fort with indestructible vanilla frosting. The powdered sugar canons created a fog of sweet taste in the air. Slices of butter 🧈 on the paths made the terrain all slippery causing some kahjiits to slide face first into maple syrup covered walls made from waffles.
No one can tell who is winning this pancakes vs waffles kahjiit battle at this point. As of today this battle is still ongoing and it has spread to other places.
Who will win?
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