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wilykcat · February 21

In a blazing sandy desert full of rocks and ancient towers, a kahjiit explorer is walking slowly who is amazed at the sights of the primitive stone ruins. This kahjiit has very fluffy fur, wearing a smooth leather tunic, and for some reason gym shorts. Carrying a large leather backpack full of wonderful treasures found within the desert.

This kahjiit was after a very rare but valuable treasure of one that cannot be explained, but, has never given up endlessly searching for it. Many previous explorers came close to finding this lost treasure and unfortunately they got lost themselves, which later they decided to head back home. Not for this kahjiit who believes that giving up is never an option.

Later on that day as the sparkling desert sands are blowing in the breeze, a mysterious figure appears in the distance. This kahjiit glanced for a bit and she assumed it was nothing but a mirage, so she continued to walk. Then when stopped, she began to dig around in the sand searching for buried keys, lock-picks and gems. Thinking those might be required to open the treasure vault. The shadowy figure glared at her, then spoke in an aggressive manner. Interrupting the kahjiit from her search.

The figure removed her hood to reveal her true identity. A dark elf necromancer. Who has ghostly white hair, glowing magenta eyes, wearing a torn black robe which as faded cyan crystal straps, and is wielding no weapons. A spell caster the kahjiit thought. Then the kahjiit turned her head slightly around noticing a bunch of shorter figures running in the distance, creating clouds of dust as their feet raced across the sand. This dark elf necromancer is intact not alone, but has many many friends. They must have come to search for that same exact treasure the kahjiit explorer came looking for.

The figures crowded behind the elf, each one is holding a pickaxe and some rope. They all have large pointed ears, greenish skin, brightly colored hair, and sharp teeth in their smiles. They must be goblins. The dark elf necromancer ordered the goblins to chase down the kahjiit to find the mysterious legendary treasure. The kahjiit felt intimidated by the group of goblins which slowly approached her. Luckily the dark elf vanished into thin air.

Running as fast as she can, the kahjiit explorer managed to find a isolated spot outside of the ruins which had sandy dunes and a few cactus. She sat down hopelessly, her fluffy tail slapped the sand back and forth. One of the goblins dropped the pickaxe and the rope, then cautiously approached the lonely kahjiit. The other goblins in the distance all had confused looks on their faces, wondering what is going to happen.

The one goblin told the kahjiit about the dark elf's true nature, that she tends to attempt to put down others by using written words on paper, and that's not even the worst trait, she turns everyone who gets upset into goblins, and uses necromancer magic to raise undead lions which attack anything that moves. Nearby these ruins is an entrance to a dungeon which is rumored to have the treasure they are all looking for.

Another goblin showed the kahjiit and the rest of the goblins a map of the dungeon, it turns out their dark elf master is a bonus objective (extra boss). She must have the treasure. The kahjiit stood up with confidence and then she continued to run with the group of goblins to the dungeon's entrance. They all entered the dungeon.

The dungeon interior looks not that different from the desert outside. The ruins look more modern and mechanical. There are giant steel gears and robot remains. The dwarves must have built these. In the distance, large groups of lions roam like if they are guarding something. The kahjiit explorer and goblins rushed over holding their weapons, getting ready to fight. All the lions charged at the group growling, swiping, and roaring viciously. Luckily their melee attacks are slow so they can easily be dodged. It's like the lions are out of their minds or even undead. It didnt take long before the lions turned into old dust to be defeated. The goblins are all fire mages or dragon knights? Its hard to tell.

Out of the sand infront of the group, the surrounding sand became frozen spikes, a dark cloud of void appeared, and an unexpected loud scream. The dark elf necromancer appeared. Two glowing eyed lions appeared by her side. This dungeon boss is an elite master alright.

wilykcat · February 21

Something isn't right. Those summoned zombie lions are frozen like statues. The rest of the goblins ran away trembling in fear. Only the kahjiit explorer is there infront of the dungeon boss. The dark elf necromancer smirked and begain casting spells. Light teal sparkles came from her fingertips which quickly turned into a scythe.

The kahjiit didn't show any kind of fear at all and stood there like a bored cat staring at the wall into space. The dark elf became more and more angry so she starts swinging around her scythe. Still the kahjiit explorer didn't show any kind of emotion. The dark elf began writing down insulting notes on paper using her magical pencil. Then she starts launching a tornado of them at the kahjiit. The kahjiit stepped out of the way of the tornadoes paths without making a facial expression. Not a single word affected this kahjiit and no words came from the kahjiit's mouth.

Hours of fighting and spell casting to get rid of this kahjiit have past. The kahjiit dodged everything the dark elf got without responding back. The dark elf got more and more frustrated so she decides to cast all of her spells at once. The kahjiit stood there emotionless while watching the frustrated and overly emotional dark elf necromancer dungeon boss creating chaos. She eventually ran out of mana and fell to the ground from her cloud of abyss. All the ice spikes, glowing runes, totems, zombie lions, paper tornadoes, and spinning scythes disappeared. All of the goblins did too except for one.

Syldras · February 21

wilykcat wrote: »

The one goblin told the kahjiit about the dark elf's true nature, that she tends to attempt to put down others by using written words on paper, and that's not even the worst trait, she turns everyone who gets upset into goblins, and uses necromancer magic to raise undead lions which attack anything that moves.

That's not true! I only raise undead nixhounds. Don't believe the goblin a single word! He might be the sword lord of the goblin horde (black knight of the dwarven caverns), but he's a liar no less!

wilykcat · February 21

The pink haired goblin wearing neon orange tube top with denim blue overalls walked up to the dark elf necromancer. She farted and left. The dark elf HP (amount of health/hit-points) dropped down to zero in an instant due to the cloud of odd-smelling green fog. Which all dissolved very quickly thank gosh.

The dark elf necromancer is nothing more than dust mixed in with the shimmering sand. The kahjiit and the goblin with fire powers began to dig up the sand. A clanking sound appeared as the shovels hit the buried box. The kahjiit brushed away the sand. An ordinary worn down wooden crate is found. The treasure must be inside.

They opened the box with great excitement and looked inside. Lots of gold coins, a short iridescent golden cape made of dragon scales, a leather shaw with shiny enchanted ruby gemstones sewed onto it, and some new weapons. The kahjiit pulled out the dragon scale cape "legendary quality gear, named cape of resilience" and also took one of the "purple quality" daggers. The goblin took the shaw and the staff of the dragon. The goblin must be a dragon knight or a mage who fights using a staff and using fire powers, but, it's never really been clear.