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The tale of a very spunky kahjiit

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A kahjiit who has poofy green pigtails shows up out of nowhere in space due to a teleportation failure when learning to become a mage.

As you can tell that she is a very strong fighter and meows loudly when attacking enemies. This kahjiit can summon infinite sparkles of any color that explode on impact, wields no weapons, and uses martial arts fighting techniques which are enhanced by magic.

When in space far above the lands, she encountered many extraterrestrial monsters which all are described to be shadowy wolf-like figures made of the void and stars. Those void wolves are powerful but they're no match for this kahjiit. As the elite void wolf monsters come she unleashes her ultimate ability which summons a very colorful sparkly wide laser from above that deals very heavy damage every 3 seconds and doubles it each time.

Then the elite void wolf is at low health and finishes him off with a round house kick, pointing at the void wolf, meowing very loudly and growling "hey! Not today thou evil space demon-puppy"!.
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The rest of the day continued as this spunky space kahjiit made a jump rope out of stars, frolicking, and happily mewing like a kitten. Finally after hours, she found the moon and discovered that there are kahjiit inhabitants there. Luckily they have a portal that sends people back to Tamriel, so, the spunky kahjiit cheerfully went through the portal to return back to her home in Greenshade. A place to run over rolling hills of long green grass, giant trees, and tons of places to explore.

Spunky kahjiit then notices something about her tail that it got very fluffy due to all the static electricity her overpowered magical abilities caused. She went on later that day to defeat the world's most deadliest raid and dungeon bosses.
Edited by ZOS_Kevin on November 7, 2024 11:09AM
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