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Draft 3.0 final
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Mostly true story of what happened in eso. There was this one time...
Winter came and it was snowing like a blizzard. This kahjiit is very warm due to her sweater and is walking around outside to find a nearby hotel. The snow was coming down constantly as the wind gusts grew stronger and stronger. Visibility was low even in the middle of the day.
Due to this snowstorm the kahjiit kept on walking into/tripping over boxes, crates, fences, tables, and other structures around town. Unfortunately her sweater got snagged on part of an old fence without realizing, bumped it.
One of the guards near the hotel heard loud meowing in the distance and decided to follow the sound. The guard investigated the area by following the trail of destruction (a mess caused by the kahjiit), while using her special tools to help navigate.
Luckily the guard found the lost kahjiit in the snow storm whos sweater is caught. The guard pulled out scissors to snip a tiny part of the thread off to be removed from the old post. Also closed down the area around the trail of destruction. Then safely she guided the kahjiit to the hotel.
In a room on the 2nd floor, the guard politely discussed with the kahjiit while giving her an explanation "to help keep the forums here civil and constructive". Then the guard left and moved on to help clean up the "trail of destruction" at the trader's district.
At the hotel, the kahjiit stayed inside the room all alone for another 72 hours waiting for the blizzard to clear up. The kahjiit was a little bit embarrassed about what happened but on the other hand was relieved 😌.
Afterwords the blizzard cleared up, it was sunny and snowy. Finally when the kahjiit returned to the trader's district everything had been repaired and there's so much more new stuff here.
Far away in Tyria, a kahjiit who has reddish brownish fur and blue spiky hair appeared. She came to the market place in the city to get a new long sleeve shirt since winter is coming. No one knows who this kahjiit is or where she came from, rumor has it that she travels the universe exploring the dungeons and defeating the most vicious of monsters.
Unfortunately no traders have the exact outfit this kahjiit was looking for. So she went over to the merchants at the other end of town which is also where the crafting stations are at. She gathered the materials in order to make her new long sleeve shirt.
As she was at the tailoring crafting station, while trying to create her new outfit, a few other kahjiits came up to her. A tigress kahjiit whose a fisherman, a lioness kahjiit who made stuff out of wood, and a cheetah kahjiit.
The tigress kahjiit noticed and asked "you taking forever on that and you dont have enough materials, want to go to the lake and go fishing instead"? The lioness kahjiit also asked agreeing with tigress kahjiit " yeah good luck, instead want to help me chop down trees, gather lumber, and make a fence"? The cheetah kahjiit talked so quickly that she left the conversation instantly.
Later on she completed 4 quests at once even when the conversations kept on going and going faster than what's expected. This kahjiit then turned in all the quest to the quest giver:
1. Successfully avoided getting baited by a troll down at the lake while fishing.
2. Successfully made enough posts.
3. And finally successfully got a thread long enough to create a custom sweater.
So anyways forgot to mention... at some point near the end of the thread, it got snipped. 🙃 The quest giver later gave this kahjiit some advice " remember all things in moderation here even when at the forums"...
part 2. Page break.
Winter came and it was snowing like a blizzard. This kahjiit is very warm due to her sweater and is walking around outside to find a nearby hotel. The snow was coming down constantly as the wind gusts grew stronger and stronger. Visibility was low even in the middle of the day.
Due to this snowstorm the kahjiit kept on walking into/tripping over boxes, crates, fences, tables, and other structures around town. Unfortunately her sweater got snagged on part of an old fence without realizing, bumped it.
One of the guards near the hotel heard loud meowing in the distance and decided to follow the sound. The guard investigated the area by following the trail of destruction (a mess caused by the kahjiit), while using her special tools to help navigate.
Luckily the guard found the lost kahjiit in the snow storm whos sweater is caught. The guard pulled out scissors to snip a tiny part of the thread off to be removed from the old post. Also closed down the area around the trail of destruction. Then safely she guided the kahjiit to the hotel.
In a room on the 2nd floor, the guard politely discussed with the kahjiit while giving her an explanation "to help keep the forums here civil and constructive". Then the guard left and moved on to help clean up the "trail of destruction" at the trader's district.
At the hotel, the kahjiit stayed inside the room all alone for another 72 hours waiting for the blizzard to clear up. The kahjiit was a little bit embarrassed about what happened but on the other hand was relieved 😌.
Afterwords the blizzard cleared up, it was sunny and snowy. Finally when the kahjiit returned to the trader's district everything had been repaired and there's so much more new stuff here.
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