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Funny moment in Alinor

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Here my High Elf pet sorcerer was, standing in Alinor with his Daedric pets minding his own business and just listening to one of the locals Inulale preaching her sermon, when she said, ""The depravity of Daedric worship is running rampant through our lands! Look around! Anyone gathered here could truly be a Daedric-loving fiend!" 😂
  • FantasticFreddie
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    Elvenheart wrote: »
    Here my High Elf pet sorcerer was, standing in Alinor with his Daedric pets minding his own business and just listening to one of the locals Inulale preaching her sermon, when she said, ""The depravity of Daedric worship is running rampant through our lands! Look around! Anyone gathered here could truly be a Daedric-loving fiend!" 😂

    I once did a werewolf hunting quest ON MY WEREWOLF.

    "THIS AMULET DETECTS WEREWOLVES AND FORCES THEM TO REVEAL THEMSELVES!"

    "THIS amulet? The one I'm holding?"

    "Yep! The very same!"
    "Aaaaand you're sure it works?"
    "Flawlessly."
    "Cool. Cool cool cool. Neato. Neat bit of magic, that. Revealing hidden werewolves. Yes, I can see that its a flawless bit of magic, mmhmm."

    I turned into a werewolf for the turn in. npc didn't bat an eye, praised me for rooting out the monsters.
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    Elvenheart wrote: »
    "Look around! Anyone gathered here could truly be a Daedric-loving fiend!"

    Did everyone turn and stare at you? :D
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    You have this one.
    teso__not_the_soldier_they_were_looking_for_by_isriana_dau8hkd-375w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9OTc1IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvZjVhZWZmMmYtNWM0YS00NjI0LWExY2YtMWVlYjExM2E5MGI2XC9kYXU4aGtkLTBhOWY2YmI5LWRjZmEtNDA0MS05ZGFiLTMwY2JlOGQ0NjA5Yi5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9NzAwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.Ic8O6X1jAfA8nh6QlXxxMyCmooFrnOVz0hBy3AidddQ

    https://www.deviantart.com/isriana/art/TESO-Not-The-Soldier-They-Were-Looking-For-655446253
    "Watch out for Pact soldiers" he says to a Pact hero wearing a Pact armor while riding a Pact warhorse. "...Sure dude. Will do."
    Edited by zaria on September 24, 2023 8:44PM
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    Elvenheart wrote: »
    "Look around! Anyone gathered here could truly be a Daedric-loving fiend!"

    Did everyone turn and stare at you? :D

    One of the NPCs listening to the sermon, a Khajiit, just looked really irritated with the whole thing. At one point she did whisper something to the NPC giving the sermon, but I didn’t catch what it was. 🤣
    Edited by Elvenheart on September 25, 2023 12:31AM
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    zaria wrote: »
    You have this one.
    teso__not_the_soldier_they_were_looking_for_by_isriana_dau8hkd-375w-2x.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9OTc1IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvZjVhZWZmMmYtNWM0YS00NjI0LWExY2YtMWVlYjExM2E5MGI2XC9kYXU4aGtkLTBhOWY2YmI5LWRjZmEtNDA0MS05ZGFiLTMwY2JlOGQ0NjA5Yi5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9NzAwIn1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.Ic8O6X1jAfA8nh6QlXxxMyCmooFrnOVz0hBy3AidddQ

    https://www.deviantart.com/isriana/art/TESO-Not-The-Soldier-They-Were-Looking-For-655446253
    "Watch out for Pact soldiers" he says to a Pact hero wearing a Pact armor while riding a Pact warhorse. "...Sure dude. Will do."

    This is hilarious, my first encounter with those guys was just like this. What's less funny is mobs from my own alliance trying to murder me, I know it's a relic of when Cadwell's quests were the only way to see the other zones, but I wish they'd change it.
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    I just chalk that up to each alliance having some "bad guys" even if they ARE in your alliance.
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    Was walking along in Rivenspire yesterday when I overheard one NPC say to another, "Yeah, he hears voices. Don't worry, they're good people." Some of the enemies have some pretty funny dialogue.
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    Elvenheart wrote: »
    Here my High Elf pet sorcerer was, standing in Alinor with his Daedric pets minding his own business and just listening to one of the locals Inulale preaching her sermon, when she said, ""The depravity of Daedric worship is running rampant through our lands! Look around! Anyone gathered here could truly be a Daedric-loving fiend!" 😂

    I once did a werewolf hunting quest ON MY WEREWOLF.

    "THIS AMULET DETECTS WEREWOLVES AND FORCES THEM TO REVEAL THEMSELVES!"

    "THIS amulet? The one I'm holding?"

    "Yep! The very same!"
    "Aaaaand you're sure it works?"
    "Flawlessly."
    "Cool. Cool cool cool. Neato. Neat bit of magic, that. Revealing hidden werewolves. Yes, I can see that its a flawless bit of magic, mmhmm."

    I turned into a werewolf for the turn in. npc didn't bat an eye, praised me for rooting out the monsters.

    Meeting Count Verandis in Riverspire as a vampire is fun too.

    "But your a monster!"
    "Boy, so are you!"
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