Finally, we get some actual pirate hats in the game! Awesome! Aaaaand they remove your character's hair and try to disguise it with, yep, you guessed it, flaps.
What is this obsession with flaps!? Why do some hats make your character bald and some don't? When can I get a proper pirate hat? To whoever it is that thinks deleting character hair is a good look; it is not. Please stop it, it looks awful and makes people not want to use the item. And no, strategically placed flaps do NOT make it look better, they actually make it look worse.
Struggling to find a new class to call home.Please send help.