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I REQUEST STIBBONS AS A RIDEABLE STEED

Saucy_Jack
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I will accept no substitutes. Or Stibstitutes.

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[edited for demand]
Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 14, 2023 12:47PM
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  • Jaimeh
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    Hasn't poor Stibbons suffered enough at the hands of Lady Laurent... why must he now suffer at the bottoms of all the playerbase... :lol:
  • LunaFlora
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    what the heck he's a human man
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  • Dr_Con
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    stibbons got his happy ending in high isle already

    but this is some goofy sheogorath business
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Edited by Saucy_Jack on April 13, 2023 2:45PM
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  • isadoraisacat
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    That would be a thing of nightmares
  • ixthUA
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    Would be nice to have a saddle in crown store that allows to mount and ride humanoid players and NPCs.
  • TheImperfect
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    Only if we can have Lady Laurent as a mount too with all the harpy screeching too.
  • Auldwulfe
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    Honestly, I am seeing either a Nord, or Orc, sport.... both the rider and the "steed" are drunk (heavily leaning Nord on that).... and they have a course up the side of a mountain .....

    Auldwulfe
  • Amottica
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    I suggest changing “demand”
    To “request”.
  • Nord_Raseri
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    Amottica wrote: »
    I suggest changing “demand”
    To “request”.

    But it's the Pie King. Dramatic flair is a must.
    Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.
  • Nord_Raseri
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    I will accept no substitutes. Or Stibstitutes.

    Indubitably!
    Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Amottica wrote: »
    I suggest changing “demand”
    To “request”.

    No one simply "requests" to correct a glaring injustice.

    Stibbo follow! Here comes Stibbo!
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  • Amottica
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    Amottica wrote: »
    I suggest changing “demand”
    To “request”.

    No one simply "requests" to correct a glaring injustice.

    Stibbo follow! Here comes Stibbo!

    You had to get all saucy about it.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Amottica wrote: »
    You had to get all saucy about it.

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  • Nord_Raseri
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    What about Stibbons with wheel axles tied to hands and feet and a throne strapped to his back. all being pulled by a team of Stibbos running on all fours?
    Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.
  • spartaxoxo
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    Only if he carries us in true bridal fashion
  • shadyjane62
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    I think Stibbons should serve out his life in indentured servitude to my mother-in-law, a woman I don't get along with for 43 years.
    Edited by shadyjane62 on April 13, 2023 6:02PM
  • zaria
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
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    Senche-raht are designed to running on 4 legs, front and rear legs has pretty much the same length and torso tend to be as long or longer than the legs. As humans has much longer rear legs this is not very practical.
    But I could see some Khajiit furbreeds being able to run both ways if they had rater short legs.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
  • Tornaad
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    I want to see a quest were Lady Laurent ends up in trouble instead of Stibbons.
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    spartaxoxo wrote: »
    25360908-8059359-The_rules_state_that_those_being_carried_can_in_fact_be_male_or_-a-35_1582991077598.jpg

    Only if he carries us in true bridal fashion
    Yes I was imagine carrying on the back but this would work better for Lyris.
    But I would expect more like you carry an kid on the back. I guess this method put more weight on the shoulders.
    Grinding just make you go in circles.
    Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
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    zaria wrote: »
    But I would expect more like you carry an kid on the back. I guess this method put more weight on the shoulders.

    I approve of Stibbons giving you a piggyback ride, at speed, with you pointing in whatever direction you're heading.

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  • Caribou77
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    I support this.
  • Necrotech_Master
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    Tornaad wrote: »
    I want to see a quest were Lady Laurent ends up in trouble instead of Stibbons.

    its happened at least once lol
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  • spartaxoxo
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    Tornaad wrote: »
    I want to see a quest were Lady Laurent ends up in trouble instead of Stibbons.

    Play the High Isle quest.
  • Aelorin
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    You sound exactly like lady Laurent, OP :smile:
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  • Dojohoda
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    Lady Laurent will certainly object but could be bribed with a few pies. Just for a day though as Stibbons is very busy and he would absolutely need to return in time to fluff m'lady's pillow.
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  • Hapexamendios
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    Should have kept some of the Stibbo clones
  • Aztrias
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    100% support!
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