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It is time for a ridiculous Jester Dungeon DLC!
Hello! The Jester Event is fun. But what about a ridiculous Jester dungeon? With laughable looking opponents. Enemies dressed in silly colorful cloth and hats. Attacking us with deadly pies, toxic confetti, unhealthy pointy bananas. Ogrims fart rainbow gas, and decrease the life energy of any player in a jiffy. Daedras with sharp breads. They cut like a knife. Zombies throw up terrible hot grits. The ground covered with cake, and cookie traps. A player step on such a trap door, and reappears in a different floor. Walls covered with sweet rolls. They sometimes drop on players, and injure them bad. Strawberry pudding covers the cave ceiling, dripping down and poison anyone. The bosses dressed as Jesters, attack us with giant red-white candy canes. Rewards once the final boss is dead? A gingerbread armor set, some chocolate weapons, or a funny Jester confetti bomb memento. A merchant at the dungeon entry, could sell potions. Once consumed the player turns into a monkey, or some other critters and fight. I think I would has a hard time, to finish that dungeon. Why? I couldn´t stop laughing. Is that fun??
Edited by ZOS_Icy on March 26, 2023 4:53PM
It is time for a ridiculous Jester Dungeon DLC! 38 votes
Hell Yes! I want that in my game.
Hell no! That is not what I need.