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A Message to the Community from Pie King

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Dear friends I haven't met yet on PC/NA:

You may have encountered me walking along the roads of Western Skyrim or the Reach in my (if I do say so myself) very snazzy bright red and white suit and hat. You may, upon having come across me, received a revelry pie to the face, unbidden. This may or may not have caused you undue distress.

Rest assured that Pie King only throws pies in an effort to spread goodwill and cheer across the Pie Kingdom, which some have mistakenly taken to calling "Tamriel". In no way should the pies to the face be misconstrued as hostile, because honestly blueberry pies are delicious and having one delivered directly into one's mouth should be an occasion for joy, not sorrow. I do, however, apologize for any who consider pies as baseline antagonistic. You are wrong, but I apologize nonetheless. With that said, these are dark days, and to combat them I shall humbly continue my steady course of walking the various roads and byways of the Pie Kingdom, spreading mirth in the best way I know how. HUZZAH!

- Pie King

P.S.: I know not of this "Santa" everyone keeps going on about, but he seems like a decent fellow and I'm sure if I ever meet him we would get along swimmingly. With pie, of course.
ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • Enemy-of-Coldharbour
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    I welcome the pie!

    Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
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    Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
    Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
    Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
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  • skyrimfantasy
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    Dear Pie King,

    Is it considered antagonistic should we return pie revelry?

    Sincerely,

    A fellow pie admirer
  • Saucy_Jack
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    Dear Pie King,

    Is it considered antagonistic should we return pie revelry?

    Sincerely,

    A fellow pie admirer

    Never.
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    By the way, if you don't have pies (which is a TRAVESTY), Pie King accepts throwing mud or snowballs in the spirit of cheer. HUZZAH!
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
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    Pies for everybody!
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    "Nothing is so bad that it can't get any worse." (Brazilian saying)
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    Throw some cherry blossoms in there as well, they never get to see them in Skyrim.
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    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
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