for fun: least favorite game messages

jrfk2
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MIne are:

extraction yielded no results
account is already logged on ..
you can't do that while dead
  • redlink1979
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    The one that really grinds my gear:

    "You can't mount in combat"
    "Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"
    • Sons of the Night Mother [PS5][EU] 2165 CP
    • Daggerfall's Mightiest [PS5][NA] 1910 CP
    • SweetTrolls [PC][EU] 1950 CP
    • Bacon Rats [PC][NA] 1850 CP
  • Four_Fingers
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    Target is out of range...
    As you are standing on top of target. lol
  • MikeSkyrim333
    MikeSkyrim333
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    You can't do that while in combat
  • HerrKeinTipp_MrNoTip
    HerrKeinTipp_MrNoTip
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    You broke the encasement.
  • HerrKeinTipp_MrNoTip
    HerrKeinTipp_MrNoTip
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    Lobby connection lost.
  • HerrKeinTipp_MrNoTip
    HerrKeinTipp_MrNoTip
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    Vote to kick *fake_tank_in_a_d_that_could_use_a_tank* failed.
  • KilianDermoth
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    "There has got to be a better source for your alchemy practice."
  • rpa
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    0b0xx2nzwp4g.png

    (After few minutes in particular.)
  • EF321
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    40 minutes of this
    1t1gtle0bcgi.png
  • efster
    efster
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    Target is immune.
    AD is the best looking faction. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them.
  • Workerdroid7
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    "You can't mount in combat"

    "The Cold Fire Ballista is busy" (or Oil/whatever) .... 10 billion enemies below you, and your Oil once to pour once every 45 seconds.

    "The account is already logged in"

  • danthemann5
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    "The Covenant Ballista is busy"

    Busy doing what exactly? Is it on a date? Dinner with the in-laws? Playing golf?

    "You can't mount while in combat"

    Really? I haven't even seen an enemy player in the last 10 minutes. Why am I still in combat?

    "Please make sure you have a valid internet connection"

    Maybe YOU should make sure YOU have a valid internet connection.
    ZeniMax has no obligation to correct any errors or defects in the Services.

    Greetings! We've closed this thread due to its non-constructive nature.

    "You know you don't have to be here right?" - ZOS_RichLambert
  • Holycannoli
    Holycannoli
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    You can not mount in combat.

    looney-tunes-daffy-duck.gif


    Edited by Holycannoli on September 7, 2022 10:50PM
  • sPark101
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    "you are already logged in"
    that one scares me
  • N00BxV1
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    - Someone declined the ready check.
    - You can't do [X] while in combat.
    - You can't do [X] while dead.
    - Target is out of range.
    - Target is immune.
  • WiseSky
    WiseSky
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    Accounts not found
  • Finedaible
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    Cast failed...

    Friggin' Ambush.
  • sPark101
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    anytime I don't here "miss me"
  • ToRelax
    ToRelax
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    UI Error

    I use addons for it, but the game really shouldn't plaster them across the screen like that to begin with.
    DAGON - ALTADOON - CHIM - GHARTOK
    The Covenant is broken. The Enemy has won...

    Elo'dryel - Sorc - AR 50 - Hopesfire - EP EU
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    "The Covenant Ballista is busy"

    Busy doing what exactly? Is it on a date? Dinner with the in-laws? Playing golf?

    Personally I would love to see a Coldfire Ballista play golf. It’s got to be more entertaining than watching it reload.
    #proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
    A useful explanation for how RNG works
    How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
    Merry Christmas and happy New Life!
  • merpins
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    Someone declined the invite. You were placed at the front of the queue.

    10 minutes later..... Sometimes it sucks to be an honest DPS in pugs, but I refuse to fake tank or healer.
    Edited by merpins on September 10, 2022 6:56AM
  • Kisakee
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    "You need 'X weapon' to use that".
    I'm but a sarcastic beef jerky. Irony and cynicism are my parents. You've been warned.
  • Dragonredux
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    "Ability requires Destruction Staff"

    While dual barring Destro staves.
  • Janni
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    Saw a new one today! "Invalid Target Location' while desperately spamming the ulti key to get my dk to leap at a person right in front of me!
  • SaffronCitrusflower
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    Error 307

    followed immediately with

    "This account is already logged in"
    Edited by SaffronCitrusflower on September 10, 2022 8:52PM
  • SeaGtGruff
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    "You can't do that while dead," or whatever the exact wording is. :)
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • vibeborn
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    We're sorry. The Elder Scrolls Online has quit unexpectedly.

    To help us diagnose and fix the problem, please submit this crash report.

    Descripe what you were doing when the game crashed (optional):
    Edited by vibeborn on September 11, 2022 9:31AM
  • agelonestar
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    “Cannot mount while in combat”

    …tries to remember when I was in combat, it was that long ago!
    GM of Sunfire's Sect trading guild on PC/EU. All that is gold does not glitter; not all those who wander are lost...... some of us are just looking for trouble.
    GM of Sunfire's Sect (Open) & Dark Star Rising (Priv) | Retired GM of several trade guilds | Trader | Here since the beta
  • PrincessOfThieves
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    UI error.
  • Kingsindarkness
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    Wow...tough room...



    Edited because self deprecating humor dosen't seem to go over well

    Edited by Kingsindarkness on September 12, 2022 5:25AM
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