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Mid Year, the 6th, AD 2022 Day of Days

ArchMikem
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Tanks, Healers, and Damage Dealers of the ESO Expeditionary Players,

You are about to embark upon a great Trial, for which we have waited these many months. The eyes of the Forums are upon you. The hopes and prayers of Quest loving Players everywhere march with you.

In company with our Trading Card Game loving Allies across the world on other Fronts, you will bring destruction of launch day bugs, the elimination of the bad guy's tyranny over oppressed NPCs, and security to this game's ever growing lifespan.

Your task will not be an easy one. Your Enemy is persistently laggy, the haters well prepared. But this is the year 2022! Much has happened since the negative triumphs of Update 33. The United workers of ZOS have inflicted upon the bugs great defeats, in open battle, man to code. Our reporting offensive has seriously reduced their strength in the game and their capacity to wage war against the player. Our Home Fronts have given us superior comfort to play in, and game libraries great reserves of other titles, should the fight be too much. The tide has turned. The roleplaying Gamers are logging in to Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in bug reports. We will accept nothing less than utter enjoyment.

Good Luck! And let us all beseech the blessing of Almighty Gina upon this great and noble undertaking.
Edited by ArchMikem on June 5, 2022 12:50AM
CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
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    Golf clap
    Ray
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Clash of Crashes!
  • ArchMikem
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    One day, N'wahs! Divines be with you!
    CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
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    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
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    Console players be like,

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    CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
    Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
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    Cadbury wrote: »
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    Are you sure?
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    Cadbury wrote: »
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    Are you sure?

    I've seen Starship Troopers. They were fine.
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
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    Unleashing an alternative Midyear Mayhem!
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    I'll be reading a book, at least until the forums light up like a Christmas tree. Then I will be enjoying the forums...

    Can't wait to say "told ya so!"
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