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MasterSpatula
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From the PTS patch notes, Greymoor section:
  • A pot of unlootable mystery stew is gone from a certain homestead. It was perpetually out of range despite being right there in front of you. Why do you confound me, stew? What dark powers deemed that I cannot sample your deliciousness? Why have they forsaken me? Who must I vanquish for this outrage?

/chefkiss, @ZOS_GinaBruno. /chefkiss
"A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • Xinihp
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    Methinks poor Gina has spent too much time in lockdown. :p

    LOL She's always been a fun one. :)
  • Ksariyu
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    Part of me feels bad. I really do enjoy the little jokes here and there in the patch notes. I'm sure I miss a lot though because I pretty much only read the combat section.
  • whitecrow
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    What's the mystery? We all know it's tomato garlic chutney.
    https://www.last.fm/user/snowfaller
  • VaranisArano
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    There were a lot of jokes in these Patch Notes. Pretty fun!
  • Arunei
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    The one about grammar being fixed made my head hurt.

    Screenshot_20220419-215607-549.png

    Previously the strikethrough wasn't there so my brain died a flaming death lol.
    Character List [RP and PvE]:
    Stands-Against-Death: Argonian Magplar Healer - Crafter
    Krisiel: Redguard Stamsorc DPS - Literally crazy Werewolf, no like legit insane. She nuts
    Kiju Veran: Khajiit Stamblade DPS - Ex-Fighters Guild Suthay who likes to punch things, nicknamed Tinykat
    Niralae Elsinal: Altmer Stamsorc DPS - Young Altmer with way too much Magicka
    Sarah Lacroix: Breton Magsorc DPS - Fledgling Vampire who drinks too much water
    Slondor: Nord Tankblade - TESified verson of Slenderman
    Marius Vastino: Imperial <insert role here> - Sarah's apathetic sire who likes to monologue
    Delthor Rellenar: Dunmer Magknight DPS - Sarah's ex who's a certified psychopath
    Lirawyn Calatare: Altmer Magplar Healer - Traveling performer and bard who's 101% vanilla bean
    Gondryn Beldeau: Breton Tankplar - Sarah's Mages Guild mentor and certified badass old person
    Gwendolyn Jenelle: Breton Magplar Healer - Friendly healer with a coffee addiction
    Soliril Larethian- Altmer Magblade DPS - Blind alchemist who uses animals to see and brews plagues in his spare time
    Tevril Rallenar: Dunmer Stamcro DPS - Delthor's "special" younger brother who raises small animals as friends
    Celeroth Calatare: Bosmer <insert role here> - Shapeshifting Bosmer with enough sass to fill Valenwood

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  • Grizzbeorn
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    whitecrow wrote: »
    What's the mystery? We all know it's tomato garlic chutney.

    Do we, though?
    Apparently, you've never encountered a bowl of mashed potatoes masquerading as ice cream...
      PC/NA Warden Main
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      MasterSpatula wrote: »
      From the PTS patch notes, Greymoor section:
      • A pot of unlootable mystery stew is gone from a certain homestead. It was perpetually out of range despite being right there in front of you. Why do you confound me, stew? What dark powers deemed that I cannot sample your deliciousness? Why have they forsaken me? Who must I vanquish for this outrage?

      /chefkiss, @ZOS_GinaBruno. /chefkiss
      Now in the northern part of Malabal Tor is an quest location: Treehenge and this ore node who can not be mined, clicking E and you enter location :neutral:
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      Grinding just make you go in circles.
      Asking ZoS for nerfs is as stupid as asking for close air support from the death star.
    • whitecrow
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      Grizzbeorn wrote: »
      whitecrow wrote: »
      What's the mystery? We all know it's tomato garlic chutney.

      Do we, though?
      Apparently, you've never encountered a bowl of mashed potatoes masquerading as ice cream...

      It's always tomato garlic chutney.
      https://www.last.fm/user/snowfaller
    • MasterSpatula
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      whitecrow wrote: »
      Grizzbeorn wrote: »
      whitecrow wrote: »
      What's the mystery? We all know it's tomato garlic chutney.

      Do we, though?
      Apparently, you've never encountered a bowl of mashed potatoes masquerading as ice cream...

      It's always tomato garlic chutney.

      Am I going to have to deposit several stacks of Tomato Garlic Chutney in the guild bank for you?
      "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
    • whitecrow
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      MasterSpatula wrote: »
      whitecrow wrote: »
      Grizzbeorn wrote: »
      whitecrow wrote: »
      What's the mystery? We all know it's tomato garlic chutney.

      Do we, though?
      Apparently, you've never encountered a bowl of mashed potatoes masquerading as ice cream...

      It's always tomato garlic chutney.

      Am I going to have to deposit several stacks of Tomato Garlic Chutney in the guild bank for you?

      Please! Then maybe I can float out of Craglorn...
      https://www.last.fm/user/snowfaller
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