Npc humor

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This cracked me up. Milksoppiness! I love the sarcasm and snarkiness of the npc's. I had a npc in Vivec call me a swit lol.
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    I can’t remember which dungeon, but a ghost was following me, an NPC, and he said “You seem to be very good at killing large groups of people. Should I be worried?“
  • Zama666
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    Bastion (as much as I hate him for being in the way all the time) has some good ones.

    "Mess with a Sword Man, you will get the Point" - total fromage, but I love it.

    Would love to heard more random stuff like that.

    Maybe I have issues, but I sort of like the abuse from NPCs. #therapy

    Love how Lady Clarisse Laurent treats Stibbons....perhaps they need a limited TV series.

    Tanks for the laughs!

    Z
  • tyggerbob
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    And then you've got Arielle the woodworker in in Anvil...

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    kills me everytime I go there.
  • M_Volsung
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    I'm just gonna leave this one over here...

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    "In the Deep Halls, Far from Men;
    Forsaken Red Mountain, Twisted Kin;
    Hail the Mind, Hail the Stone;
    Dwarven Pride, Stronger than Bone"

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  • LalMirchi
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    Bastian to me a moment ago, spat my mead out and missed my keyboard, yay :)

    "A drunken Nord comes home carrying a duck. His wife says: What have you got there? The Nord says: This is the dragon I told you about. The wife says: That's a duck, you idiot! The Nord says: Quiet, you! I was talking to the duck!"
  • WhiteCoatSyndrome
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    tyggerbob wrote: »
    And then you've got Arielle the woodworker in in Anvil...

    kills me everytime I go there.

    I like the woodworker in Vulkel Guard. “The teeth on these saws are flatter than mine!
    Ah, carpentry... It's a labor of love. Unrequited I'm afraid.” :D And the one in IIRC Elden Root warns you that the locals occasionally stage protests!
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  • Kisakee
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    Spindleclutch 2, Bloodspawn. Always gets me:
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    I'm but a sarcastic beef jerky. Irony and cynicism are my parents. You've been warned.
  • redlink1979
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    This always makes me giggle:

    "You throw it up, you lick it up"
    Nela Sethri ( the brewer in The Watch House at Davon's Watch)

    Edit: typo
    Edited by redlink1979 on March 27, 2022 11:16AM
    "Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear"
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  • Athymhormia
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    Alchemist in Leyawiin is one of my favorites:
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