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Cheeses of Tamriel?

nankeenheron
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My wife noticed the "Cheesy Endeavours" this morning; we haven't been able to find the book "Cheeses of Tamriel".
Any ideas?
Edited by ZOS_Icy on April 1, 2024 6:46PM
  • Vevvev
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    I know you can buy it for crowns as a home furnishing and place it.
    PC NA - Ceyanna Ashton - Breton Vampire MagDK
  • UnionJill1
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    I finished them all, yet I have no idea what I got for it?? Any ideas??
  • Sylvermynx
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    Hmm. There's one near the skyshard above Lendoran Ruin/Dragon's Belly in Western Skyrim. I think it's subtitled with zone names though - like Hjaalmarch etc. so don't know it that's the right one.
  • painsworth01
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    I found the book at Cloudy Dregs Inn in Wayrest.
  • Serpentwing
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    The cave Sheogorath's tounge in Stonefalls has the book close to the entrance. And I did the endeavor but did not notice what I got.
  • aleksandr_ESO
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    this is a leaked Fool's Day joke from an addon. So we didn't see it. :hushed:
  • Lalocat
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    That must be a short book.

    There is only one kind of cheese in Tamriel. It's called cheese. It comes in a bowl.
  • newtinmpls
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    I think I saw it one of the times I did the Sheo quests and talked to Haskell

    Other than that, no idea
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Bucky_13
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    Lalocat wrote: »
    That must be a short book.

    There is only one kind of cheese in Tamriel. It's called cheese. It comes in a bowl.

    False, there are at least 4: Cheese Wedge, Mammoth Cheese Mastercrafted, Mammoth Cheese Pungent & The Shivering Cheese. 5 if you include the cheese on Ashlander Platter, Bread and Cheese.

    There might be more of them, didn't exactly research this very hard...
  • Tryxus
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    Lalocat wrote: »
    That must be a short book.

    There is only one kind of cheese in Tamriel. It's called cheese. It comes in a bowl.

    Read this: The Eidar Scrolls: The Merethic Cheeses, Vol 2

    And thou shalt reach EnCHEESEment
    "Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
    Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU
  • Jaimeh
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    Yup, I also remember finding it near one of the overland skyshards in western skyrim.
  • dbrand001
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    UnionJill1 wrote: »
    I finished them all, yet I have no idea what I got for it?? Any ideas??

    Less crowns and less sanity is my guess
  • Elric_665
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    I think it's an April Joke from "Lazy Writ Crafter".
    "If it bleeds, we can kill it!"
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  • Dragonnord
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    Elric_665 wrote: »
    I think it's an April Joke from "Lazy Writ Crafter".

    It is. It's been around for years now.
     
  • Djennku
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    It changes the crafting menu from the addon into a giant cheese wheel.
    @Djennku, PCNA.

    Grand Master crafter, all styles and all furnishing plans known pre U41.
    Vamp and WW bites available for players.
    Shoot me an in-game mail if you need anything, happy to help!
  • HedgeHugger
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    It also changes your crafting materials. For instance woodworking required wooden snakes :)
  • ZOS_Icy
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    Greetings,

    We have closed this topic as it was originally created in March 2022. In many cases, it's better to create a new thread on a topic that you want to discuss as opposed to bumping one that is rather old.

    Thank you for your understanding.
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