Greetings travellers
This one is a business associate of the very famous orcish detective Sherlock Gro Bones.
You have heard of him yes? Well he thinks you have - he thinks everyone has.
Anyway Sherlock recently moved into a new home in Bangkorai and asked this one to help him with the garden. Green fingers are not always green fingers if you know what this one means.
There is one glaring issue we have come across that may foil all his very fabulous party plans - and he has such party plans!
There are no purchasable hot tubs in Tamriel.
No pools, giant barrels, ponds, rain catchers. Every single fountain has a big sticky up thing of some kind that makes sitting uncomfortable, if not impossible.
We are going with the best option for now - the mosaic redguard fountain - but it really doesn't adequately accommodate the average orcish rump.
Sherlock has asked this one to request that you please seriously consider adding a number of ponds, pools and purchasable hot tubs as soon as is practically possible.
Take pity on a poor party orc with no pool to party in!
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Hot tub blues
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