Dear Zenimax...

upari

Me, Mirri and Bastian had long and serious discussion other day. Since there is global pandemic going on right now on earth, Mirri and Bastian are conserned that pandemic might spread to Tamriel so they asked me to relay massage to you guys. They hope that they could do their part for flattening the curve allowing them to social distancing. They are very ashamed that they don't know how. We urge you ZOS to teach them to do so.

Elsonso

But... but... how can Mirri admire your pores if she is that far away? How will Bastian inspect that node/chest/door/NPC to make sure it is safe if he can't jump in front of you?

Starlight_Whisper

I heard this too. My twilight and bastion need space between each on their paths

Urusovite

Well you can tell your AI followers none of that has ever been necessary and it was all overhyped.

Gary404

upari wrote: »

Me, Mirri and Bastian had long and serious discussion other day. Since there is global pandemic going on right now on earth, Mirri and Bastian are conserned that pandemic might spread to Tamriel so they asked me to relay massage to you guys. They hope that they could do their part for flattening the curve allowing them to social distancing. They are very ashamed that they don't know how. We urge you ZOS to teach them to do so.

Since my brood-sister and I are vampiric, we made an executive order to turn Mirri and Bastian as well to prevent the virus from having any actual effect on them.

Girl_Number8

Sorry I couldn’t resist 😄

I am sure though everyone at ZOS would luv a massage

redspecter23

Gradius, doing video game companions right since 1985.

BigM

There was a global pandemic? Never seen it. I do know a lot of people getting poked by a shot are dying. I think we need more healers.