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The hard truth about companions.

RevJJ
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They don't love you. Not like Uggald does.
  • Icy_Waffles
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    What the hell Zos is this desperate housewives eso edition?

  • Indigogo
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    Ah... how does one go about getting a restraining order in Tamriel? 😂
  • ApoAlaia
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    'When you come to your senses you know where to find me: behind the nearest hedge'.
  • Elsonso
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    Indigogo wrote: »
    Ah... how does one go about getting a restraining order in Tamriel? 😂

    It is called a Black Sacrament, not a restraining order.
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  • RedMuse
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    RevJJ wrote: »
    companions.jpg

    They don't love you. Not like Uggald does.

    Uggald sounds like a creep, Uggald can keep it.

    Elsonso wrote: »
    Indigogo wrote: »
    Ah... how does one go about getting a restraining order in Tamriel? 😂

    It is called a Black Sacrament, not a restraining order.

    Since I'm a member do I get a discount?
    Edited by RedMuse on June 11, 2021 1:39PM
  • M_Volsung
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    RedMuse wrote: »
    RevJJ wrote: »
    companions.jpg

    They don't love you. Not like Uggald does.

    Uggald sounds like a creep, Uggald can keep it.

    Elsonso wrote: »
    Indigogo wrote: »
    Ah... how does one go about getting a restraining order in Tamriel? 😂

    It is called a Black Sacrament, not a restraining order.

    Since I'm a member do I get a discount?

    Just sic the mudcrab on him.
    "In the Deep Halls, Far from Men;
    Forsaken Red Mountain, Twisted Kin;
    Hail the Mind, Hail the Stone;
    Dwarven Pride, Stronger than Bone"

    —Dwemer Inquiries I-III, Thelwe Ghelein
  • max_only
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    Do you know how long I’ve been looking for you?
    #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
    #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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    ""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom
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