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Dwarven Names - Best Pronounced like ARNALD would

BoloBoffin
BoloBoffin
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Put on your best Schwarzenegger accent and wrap his matchless voice around your favorite Dwarven site.

COME WITH ME TO NCHUAND-ZEL IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

GET TO NCHULEFTINGTH

IT'S NOT A MZULFT
Been there, got the Molag Bal polymorph.
  • Greasytengu
    Greasytengu
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    Now I cant stop imagining Dwemer shouting at each other in a over the top Germanic accent.
    " I nEeD HeAlInG!!! "
  • TwinLamps
    TwinLamps
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    PUT THE BTHARDAMZ DOWN
    Awake, but at what cost
  • VaranisArano
    VaranisArano
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    "How do you pronounce Arkngthunch-Sturdumz?"
    "With confidence."
  • WhyMustItBe
    WhyMustItBe
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    "You call that a Mzulft? THIS is a Mzulft!"

    Wait...
  • oldbobdude
    oldbobdude
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    "How do you pronounce Arkngthunch-Sturdumz?"

    Just sound it out. Lol
  • Supertonicbaker
    Supertonicbaker
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    I kind of want this for a future chapter release, not gonna lie.
  • Faulgor
    Faulgor
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    Might explain vy I've neva häd problems viz ze Dvemer names in Ze Elder Skrolls.
    Alandrol Sul: He's making another Numidium?!?
    Vivec: Worse, buddy. They're buying it.
  • etchedpixels
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    There's an explanation of dwemer names in the game. It's one of the books added in Greymoor

    " I have distilled the knowledge to provide a guide on Dwemer pronunciation for other aspiring Dwarven scholars:

    How to pronounce Dwemer words:
    - First, inhale deeply
    - Second, drink a full glass of mead or Cyrodilic brandy, whichever you prefer.
    - Inhale deeply again
    - Put four to seven smooth rounded pebbles in your mouth
    - Attempt to say any word you like, but leave out most of the vowels and add extra consonants
    - Emphasize either the third or fourth syllable in an exaggerated manner (even if the word has only two syllables)

    Congratulations, you have successfully pronounced a Dwemer word. "

    Too many toons not enough time
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