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Would you buy a Stuga Test dummy?

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Would you buy a Stuga Test dummy? 175 votes

Yes
52% 91 votes
No
33% 59 votes
Maybe
14% 25 votes
  • Nila
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    I'm kind of split on this one :D
    PC EU
  • etchedpixels
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    I'd prefer Rigurt or Jakarn though.
    Too many toons not enough time
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    Can I dress it up and place it in chairs or beds?
  • DJfriede
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    Do you know how long I've been beaten by you?
  • Lady_Galadhiel
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    Maybe,depens on the price.
    Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.Lewis Carroll
  • Gythral
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    DJfriede wrote: »
    Do you know how long I've been beaten by you?

    @ least 80 times...

    (to mis-quote another I would use as a target dummy)
    “Be as a tower, that, firmly set,
    Shakes not its top for any blast that blows!”
    Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
  • Ippokrates
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    Do you know how long I've been looking for this dummy?!
  • Ippokrates
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    But for real, I would prefer Stibbons XD
  • Ryuvain
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    Only if it played "Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" On literally every instance of damage. Even have all the voices layer over each other from the sheer spam.
    That one khajiit obsessed with werewolf behemoth and vampire lord. Lady Thorn is bae, dont @ me.
    Werewolf behemoth=vampire lord>blood scion>werewolf>vampire.
  • Ippokrates
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    Or maybe Dragon? In your own home... XD
  • Lugaldu
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    I have no problem with Stuga, I prefer an Almalexia dummy (since we already had today the survey about unpopular NPC houseguests...).
  • Jaimeh
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    You can, you know, just accept the quest, and she will stop looking, before resorting to homicide...
  • zvavi
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    I mean, why would you want to hear her even in your house?
  • AlnilamE
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    No.
    The Moot Councillor
  • UntilValhalla13
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    She's just white noise at this point. I don't even notice her anymore.
  • TwinLamps
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    Id buy it and marry it I swear to [censored] [deity of choice pleasant to reader, or figure of power if reader is not into religion]
    Awake, but at what cost
  • Tharonil
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    Stuga is love! :smile:
    Also I like the orsinium quest line very much. Stuga doesn't appear for my characters anymore :disappointed:

    I also like the khajiit with the worries about his homeland. I think you know him :smiley:
  • Hoolielulu
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    Would she stay dead?
  • BejaProphet
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    This seems like a group who might appreciate the joke in me and my daughter’s video.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy4yrZKA7dQ
  • etchedpixels
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    Ippokrates wrote: »
    Or maybe Dragon? In your own home... XD

    Thankfully the dragon one has been nerfed on PTS
    Too many toons not enough time
  • Destai
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    Someone saw my post lol.

    Would totally buy one.
  • Sylvermynx
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    Nah, no interest in dummies - and no interest in Stuga. I need to take the time to do the little thing to get rid of her on every alt.
  • jssriot
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    Really not a fan of this. It is such a thing as encouraging negative/toxic attitudes and behaviors in other people in a community, a phenomenon we understand works similarly to how a virus spreads, and this definitely is a case of that.
    Sylvermynx wrote: »
    Nah, no interest in dummies - and no interest in Stuga. I need to take the time to do the little thing to get rid of her on every alt.

    Yes, exactly. You can take a few minutes and she's gone forever. What people want is to relish hating her and doing violence on her. Incredibly toxic.
    Edited by jssriot on April 27, 2021 4:11PM
    PC-NA since 2015. Tired and unimpressed.
  • LettuceBrain
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    jssriot wrote: »
    Really not a fan of this. It is such a thing as encouraging negative/toxic attitudes and behaviors in other people in a community, a phenomenon we understand works similarly to how a virus spreads, and this definitely is a case of that.
    Sylvermynx wrote: »
    Nah, no interest in dummies - and no interest in Stuga. I need to take the time to do the little thing to get rid of her on every alt.

    Yes, exactly. You can take a few minutes and she's gone forever. What people want is to relish hating her and doing violence on her. Incredibly toxic.

    You are taking this way too seriously. It is something called a joke. They aren't trying to create future mass murderers.
    they/them/theirs
  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    And every time you hit her, she says her (in)famous line...

    Do you kno.. Do you... Do... Do... Do you know how long.... Do.. Do you know how...

    :D:joy:
    Edited by Tommy_The_Gun on April 27, 2021 5:59PM
  • Froil
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    "Do you know how long it took you to beat me? Pathetic."

    "My grandmother hits harder and she's been dead for decades!"

    "*yawn* Let me know when you actually start."

    (If an Orc) *You call yourself an Orc? Bah! You insult Malacath with every breath you take!"
    Edited by Froil on April 28, 2021 1:50AM
    "Best" healer PC/NA
  • El_Borracho
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    Throw in the "Dragons, in your own homeland" lady and the Khajit who answers "This one does not know, but hopes his family is safe," and you have a deal.
  • Starlight_Whisper
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    Jaimeh wrote: »
    You can, you know, just accept the quest, and she will stop looking, before resorting to homicide...

    ...test dummies don't die though
  • oldbobdude
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    No, but that's funny though. :p
  • Sarannah
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    Today I found out Stuga's famous line is actually a copy, and it was directly taken from one of the Alik'r desert quests. The quest with the couple lost in the daedra spider cave, she says it after you re-unite them.

    At first I was like, "what is Stuga doing here?"
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