Blueprint: Whole Roasted Chicken

Wandering_Immigrant

On what forking planet is a roasted chicken considered woodworking? I mean, ok, the serving dish looks like it's made out of wood, so include mastic and heartwood in the materials, but that shirt was definitely made by a cook.

Some of these categorizations just baffle me. What are your favorites that make you stop and wonder who in the heaven decides these things?