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More annoying noisy pet suggestions
Minyassa
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I was just doing some business in a nice quiet bank when someone came in with a bear cub, which prompted me to wonder...what other pets could ZOS add in their perpetual quest to shred what remains of our nerves and drive us to rip our headsets off in self-defense? I have a few ideas of my own:
1. Give the fennec pet real fennec noises. The ones they put in are cute fantasy fox noises but real fennecs sound like the devil had babies and gave them all massive amounts of sugar before winding them up and sending them to us to babysit.
2. Cicada pets. Some people find them soothing but even those of us who do only like them from a distance, in the background. Having a sudden, nearby cicada noise would be a great reminder for some of us that we need to take a bio.
3. Some sort of yapping purse mop. We already have a couple of small yappy things but they don't have that incessant nail-in-the-skull bark that makes people slam their window open in the night to scream "shut up" at the neighbor's house.
4. Infant children in a back carrier. Why stop at annoying animal noises? Let us cart a real baby around to start wailing, especially in those super quiet places with pretty nature sounds. Or during combat! A creepy baby giggle would be a nice touch, too.
1. Give the fennec pet real fennec noises. The ones they put in are cute fantasy fox noises but real fennecs sound like the devil had babies and gave them all massive amounts of sugar before winding them up and sending them to us to babysit.
2. Cicada pets. Some people find them soothing but even those of us who do only like them from a distance, in the background. Having a sudden, nearby cicada noise would be a great reminder for some of us that we need to take a bio.
3. Some sort of yapping purse mop. We already have a couple of small yappy things but they don't have that incessant nail-in-the-skull bark that makes people slam their window open in the night to scream "shut up" at the neighbor's house.
4. Infant children in a back carrier. Why stop at annoying animal noises? Let us cart a real baby around to start wailing, especially in those super quiet places with pretty nature sounds. Or during combat! A creepy baby giggle would be a nice touch, too.
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✭✭✭✭✭Any reason why you couldn't turn down the game volume in the settings when in "quiet" places, @Minyassa?
Edited by Taleof2Cities on November 2, 2020 11:42PM0 -
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✭✭✭✭Taleof2Cities wrote: »Any reason why you couldn't turn down the game volume in the settings when in "quiet" places, @Minyassa?
What, and remember to do that every single time I go into any building in the course of normal play, while remembering the thousand other things like putting sorc pets away and what I went in there for in the first place? It's more fun to embrace the insanity and think of ways to dial it up to 11. When you get old you'll understand. xD0 -
warabi✭✭✭I hate how pet Clannfear's sound so very, very much. I love most of the music in ESO and leaving all the sounds on makes questing more fun, but it can get pretty annoying having to tab out to mute the game or go into the settings anytime I go to a city to do anything. I won't even get started on how stupid it is player summon pets can block interactions with objects.
Anyway, your sarcasm is on point, Minyassa! XD0