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We need more female statues!

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I'm just decorating my Proudspire Mansion and there's this little alcove that I wanted to fill with a statue - something aesthetically pleasing, beautiful and... female.
So I wandered on over to https://eso.mmo-fashion.com/furnishings/ to take a look at the statues available.

And realized that we don't have enough female statues.

We have a total of 96 statues available at the moment. Of those, only 17 are female, but 53 are male. The rest are creatures of various sorts.

Since, theoretically, all are equal in ESO - we have heroes as well as heroines - why aren't there more female statues?

I took a look around the net and found some stuff that I could see working nicely in our homes:

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They would have to be adjusted for ESO lore, of course, but there should be more than enough there, shouldn't there?
  • Ratinira
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    I counted 20 female :)

    Never bothered about staues gender though...
  • Ravensilver
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    Ratinira wrote: »
    I counted 20 female :)

    Never bothered about staues gender though...

    Oh... which ones did I miss? I thought I'd seen all of them...? *goes back to re-count* ^^;;

    Edit: Still 17...

    Alinor Statue, Kinlady
    Dark Elf Statue, Ordinator
    Dibella, Lady of Love
    Mephala, The Webspinner
    Meridia, Lady of Infinite Energies
    Morwha’s Blessing
    Nocturnal, Mistress of Shadows
    Shrine of Boethra
    Spirit Warden Azura Staue
    St. Alessia, Paravant
    Statue of Azura, Queen of Dawn of Dusk
    Statue of Shadows
    Statue of the Mother
    Suthay Statue, Nimble Bishop
    Tojay Statue, Dancer
    Tojay-Raht Statue, Monk
    Vaermina Statue
    Edited by Ravensilver on September 4, 2020 1:37PM
  • Ratinira
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    Ratinira wrote: »
    I counted 20 female :)

    Never bothered about staues gender though...

    Oh... which ones did I miss? I thought I'd seen all of them...? *goes back to re-count* ^^;;

    Edit: Still 17...

    Alinor Statue, Kinlady
    Dark Elf Statue, Ordinator
    Dibella, Lady of Love
    Mephala, The Webspinner
    Meridia, Lady of Infinite Energies
    Morwha’s Blessing
    Nocturnal, Mistress of Shadows
    Shrine of Boethra
    Spirit Warden Azura Staue
    St. Alessia, Paravant
    Statue of Azura, Queen of Dawn of Dusk
    Statue of Shadows
    Statue of the Mother
    Suthay Statue, Nimble Bishop
    Tojay Statue, Dancer
    Tojay-Raht Statue, Monk
    Vaermina Statue

    Both Imperial Warriors (ok, its just one retextured statue, but still) and Pride of Alkosh Hero
  • Ravensilver
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    Ratinira wrote: »
    Both Imperial Warriors (ok, its just one retextured statue, but still) and Pride of Alkosh Hero

    Hm... the Imperial Warriors don't have enough boobs... imho ^^;;

    But I'll give you Pride of Alkosh. So... 18 f : 50 m and 2 undecided... ^^
  • Ratinira
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    Ratinira wrote: »
    Both Imperial Warriors (ok, its just one retextured statue, but still) and Pride of Alkosh Hero

    Hm... the Imperial Warriors don't have enough boobs... imho ^^;;

    But I'll give you Pride of Alkosh. So... 18 f : 50 m and 2 undecided... ^^

    You insult them😅, they are just skinny
    They have long hair (ponytail, look at right shoulder). Male imperial legionaries have short-cut hair
    Edited by Ratinira on September 4, 2020 2:00PM
  • Ravensilver
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    Ratinira wrote: »
    You insult them😅, they are just skinny
    They have long hair (ponytail, look at right shoulder). Male imperial legionaries have short-cut hair

    *snicker*

    Must be all that training... ^^;;

    Then we're at 20:50... So... we need 30 more female statues to break even :)
  • Raideen
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    I am not understanding the thread. Only one statue needs to exist, Sotha Sil.
  • katanagirl1
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    Which is the statue that is in the Forsaken Citadel in Southern Elsweyr? It was at the Luxury vendor several months ago.

    I liked the statue but when I put it in my house the detail looked very poorly done.


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  • doomette
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    Ratinira wrote: »
    Both Imperial Warriors (ok, its just one retextured statue, but still) and Pride of Alkosh Hero

    Hm... the Imperial Warriors don't have enough boobs... imho ^^;;

    🤨
  • Kiyakotari
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    Ratinira wrote: »
    Both Imperial Warriors (ok, its just one retextured statue, but still) and Pride of Alkosh Hero

    Hm... the Imperial Warriors don't have enough boobs... imho ^^;;

    But I'll give you Pride of Alkosh. So... 18 f : 50 m and 2 undecided... ^^

    One one hand, I fully agree with the "we need more female statues" premise of this thread.

    On the other hand, I'm more than sick of the "I can't see the boobs through all that heavy armor must not be girl."

    And in case you're wondering, yeah, it holds true as an issue for women in body armor (military, law enforcement, etc) today, as well. Only a girl when someone wants to be a jerk to you about it, the rest of the time, whoop, didn't notice those boobs, fine to act however we want around/to you and pass it off as "I didn't know you were a chick!"
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