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Unexpected sense of humor in August 24 patch notes
SilverBride
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This taken from today's patch notes:
"Vampire
Fixed an issue where two Vampires could feed on the same target at the same time. Please keep this sort of activity to the privacy of your own homes."
"Vampire
Fixed an issue where two Vampires could feed on the same target at the same time. Please keep this sort of activity to the privacy of your own homes."
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✭✭✭Gina actually puts a lot of those funny lines into all patch notes. Reason why I enjoy reading them.
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✭✭That's not unexpected, that's Gina. One time, there was a whole uproar on the forums because she dared to make a joke about a bug. Personally, I appreciate the humor.8 -
WARchief10K✭✭✭SilverBride wrote: »This taken from today's patch notes:
"Vampire
Fixed an issue where two Vampires could feed on the same target at the same time. Please keep this sort of activity to the privacy of your own homes."
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahHAAHAhahahAhahahaHAHahahahhaAhhahHahahHAahahhHAhahahahaha.
Cyrodiil crafting recipe: Cyrodiil 2014 + some siege + a hammer = Cyrodiil 20200 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Yep. I find Gina's humorous additions to the notes generally pretty darn funny!5 -
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✭✭Did you all see the comments in the patch notes under nightblade about Shade? 🤣0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Elvenheart wrote: »Did you all see the comments in the patch notes under nightblade about Shade? 🤣
I did! Laughed out loud then had to try to explain to husband....
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Now if we could bite service npc in out homes it be something, not the Alfiq they are to small and don't have much blood.SilverBride wrote: »This taken from today's patch notes:
"Vampire
Fixed an issue where two Vampires could feed on the same target at the same time. Please keep this sort of activity to the privacy of your own homes."
Doing so and you have to buy another one
Grinding just make you go in circles.
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✭✭✭✭✭Now if we could bite service npc in out homes it be something
They sell an extremely ugly thrall for that:
https://www.elderscrollsonline.com/en-us/crownstore/item/9133
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