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Sticky_Paws
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While we love the new wayshrines in Western Skyrim, this poor buck has been trapped atop this lovely shrine. The poor creature doesnt have a blade of grass to nibble nor can this little Suthay find hay to toss up for the beast. Sadly this ol lightning staff just cant quite reach the poor thing to save it from starvation and put it out of its misery. The argonian was out of ideas as well... Can the Divines please help this creature?
Edited by Sticky_Paws on July 23, 2020 1:00PM
  • Puzzlenuts
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    LOL I saw that guy up there yesterday and also tried to put it out of it's misery with no luck
  • BRCOURTN
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    They should keep it there. This way, 4 years from now someone will be like, "there's an elk on top of that wayshrine!" And we can be like, "oh man harrowstorms suck"
  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    Would a bow and arrow solve the problem?
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  • Syldras
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    Ah, please. Leave it alone. It's probably just building a nest. ...they build nests, don't they? I'm not so accustomed to the fauna outside of Vvardenfell...
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
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    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • MasterSpatula
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    He looks happy perched up there to me.
    "A probable impossibility is preferable to an improbable possibility." - Aristotle
  • Bucky_13
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    Let him stay, he's the Watcher who protects us from bad RNG.
  • Tryxus
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    He's got the best seat to enjoy the show

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    Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU
  • Raisin
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    "Look, I SWEAR a deer pooped on my head. Yes I know they don't fly, NO I don't know how it got there!"
  • Syldras
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    They don't fly?! Seriously, what are going to tell me next? That they don't lay eggs?!
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • Raisin
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    Syldras wrote: »
    They don't fly?! Seriously, what are going to tell me next? That they don't lay eggs?!

    I have never seen an elk lay an egg. I'm fairly sure they gently toss them...
  • Syldras
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    This is so utterly confusing. Like when that Breton approached me and called my pet a nix hound. I asked him what a hound is. He showed me a book with an illustration. It was disgusting. It didn't even have a proboscis!
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • bmnoble
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    Just swap the elk out for a goat.
  • Lady_Sleepless
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    Leave him be. He likes it up there.
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    Edited by Lady_Sleepless on July 24, 2020 12:41AM
  • Algorax
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    Just wait that it lays its eggs...
    Edited by Algorax on July 24, 2020 7:05AM
  • RogueShark
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    Alas, the elk isn't the only stranded animal.
    This poor cub doesn't even have the luxury of something to stand on: he just floats.

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  • vestahls
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    They overdid it trying to make this chapter like Skyrim, they copied even the bugs.
    “He is even worse than a n'wah. He is - may Vivec forgive me for uttering this word - a Hlaalu.”
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    luv Rigurt
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    'ate Ayrenn
    'ate Razum-dar
    'ate Khamira

    simple as
  • doomette
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    vestahls wrote: »
    They overdid it trying to make this chapter like Skyrim, they copied even the bugs.

    As long as I don’t get launched into orbit by a giant...
  • barney2525
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    He's not hungry. He gets pizza delivery.

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  • Syldras
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    vestahls wrote: »
    They overdid it trying to make this chapter like Skyrim, they copied even the bugs.

    Glad they didn't do the same with Morrowind. Otherwise you'd be falling through the floor in Vivec City all the time.
    @Syldras | PC | EU
    The forceful expression of will gives true honor to the Ancestors.
    Sarayn Andrethi, Telvanni mage (Main)
    Darvasa Andrethi, his "I'm NOT a Necromancer!" sister
    Malacar Sunavarlas, Altmer Ayleid vampire
  • Aznarb
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    Hahah saw him in Reddit before seen it myself :)
    Let it be, it's our spirit animal now !
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