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TORCHBUGS! >8(

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Oh, that is IT. I can't take it anymore. This is an absolutely stupid thing that is an inexplicably huge problem for me. I'm riding around on my horse, and I try to jump over a puddle, or a rock, or a sinister looking shrub. A torchbug happens to be in the way. When I press (X), the game thinks I want to collect this torchbug, but I can assure you I have never wanted to and could never conceive of a reason to collect a torchbug. If my toon doesn't fall face first into the puddle, he dismounts, reaches out, and squishes the torchbug in his greedy little hand. Then he, I don't know, shoves it in his mouth, I presume.

Whyyyyyyyy

What oddly specific problems do you all have? :p
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  • SeaGtGruff
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    Torchbugs are good.

    Torchbugs can drop Torchbug Thorax.

    Torchbug Thorax can be used to make Detection potions.

    More Torchbugs, please! :p
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
  • SickleCider
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    SeaGtGruff wrote: »
    Torchbugs are good.

    Torchbugs can drop Torchbug Thorax.

    Torchbug Thorax can be used to make Detection potions.

    More Torchbugs, please! :p

    No, please, I beg you!
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  • RogueShark
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    TBH, can you blame your character for not keeping their hands to themselves?
    Edited by RogueShark on June 28, 2020 6:26AM
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  • SickleCider
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    RogueShark wrote: »
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    TBH, can you blame your character for not keeping their hands to themselves?

    You do raise a good point! I guess you could say the lads' and ladies' booties are fire.
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  • Salix_alba
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    I don't know how many times I have tried to collect a torchbug or butterfly only to have it be the pet of some player who's avatar hasn't loaded in yet. No idea why the pet loads first but I get a chuckle every time it happens.
  • doomette
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    Salix_alba wrote: »
    I don't know how many times I have tried to collect a torchbug or butterfly only to have it be the pet of some player who's avatar hasn't loaded in yet. No idea why the pet loads first but I get a chuckle every time it happens.

    I once saw another player try really, really hard to collect my butterfly pet so I sent them a butterfly wing for their troubles
  • bearbelly
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    They also sorta kinda maybe get a little annoying when you're trying to scan the distance looking for that twinkling light given off by a dig site.
    Smoosh away, I say. Or pray to the Eight that an invasive blue species of torchbug comes in and breeds the yellow ones out of existence.
    *shrug*
  • bluebird
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    Yes! :lol: I know right, so annoying!

    Just like when you're about to loot some Urns in some cave, and a Moth just swoops in front of your hand like
    'HENLO fwend! Were you looking for meeeeee?'
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    Damn you moth, now I looted your insect parts. That's what you get for getting in the way of looting, srsly. :neutral:
  • WoppaBoem
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    All lag in game is because of those bugs, squish them all
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  • Sylvermynx
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    Bait for fishing....
  • Kiyakotari
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    It is entirely possible that I have spent many minutes trying to harvest my own torchbug pet, before realizing why I couldn't. >_>
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    bluebird wrote: »
    Yes! :lol: I know right, so annoying!

    Just like when you're about to loot some Urns in some cave, and a Moth just swoops in front of your hand like
    'HENLO fwend! Were you looking for meeeeee?'
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    Damn you moth, now I looted your insect parts. That's what you get for getting in the way of looting, srsly. :neutral:

    "Henlo, is it me you're looking for?"

    That's just realistic. Moths are like this in real life!
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  • SeaGtGruff
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    My oddly specific problem is how to avoid those Kotu Gava bugs. I try to steer clear of them as much as possible, and would gladly run into the arms of a Daedroth to avoid them!
    I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than me!
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  • M_Volsung
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    SeaGtGruff wrote: »
    My oddly specific problem is how to avoid those Kotu Gava bugs. I try to steer clear of them as much as possible, and would gladly run into the arms of a Daedroth to avoid them!

    Being from New Jersey... I'm rather used to them.
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  • Sylvermynx
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    Really, the "normal" kotu gava aren't much of an issue. The serious issue is with the broodmothers - especially when there are two or three of them....
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