This one time in ESO...

Llidoryc

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Llidoryc

I'll start. This one time in ESO...
I regularly use the mystery meat bag memento alongside with me using the /eat emote. using this in a heavily populated area eventually somebody will come along and pick up the mystery meat, vomiting everywhere. End with a /laugh emote for good measure.

Spartabunny08

Llidoryc wrote: »

I'll start. This one time in ESO...
I regularly use the mystery meat bag memento alongside with me using the /eat emote. using this in a heavily populated area eventually somebody will come along and pick up the mystery meat, vomiting everywhere. End with a /laugh emote for good measure.

Is that you in Auridon at the dolmens during XP events? Lol

WhyMustItBe

Daedras rip my flesh.

Kittytravel

I think my favorite memory is we had a guild event where we all went fishing in Cyrodiil. And then we ended up having other players joining us from different factions just fishing with us. One of them was a DC tank and we were a bunch of Aldmeri who had the policy of not attacking unless we got attacked.

Well the guy had leeching plate on and here we were about 8-10 Aldmeri with one little DC player with us and a couple other ADs come along and start hitting him; his plate procs so we all stand in it. This goes on for about 15 minutes of us explaining the dudes just fishing while this braindead AD pair start complaining he's "hacking" he keeps "auto healing".

They ended up walking away eventually I imagine after reporting him and we went back to fishing; I can only imagine whatever lucky ZOS employee got to review that footage and see us trying to explain that he won't die because he has leeching plate on and there is like 12 of us taking each tick of damage.

Uryel

This one time in ESO, I made my first character, which was a Bosmer thief / archer. Amazing stealth, good for picking both locks and pockets, great to avoid fights if wanted.

Then, 4 years later, this one time in ESO the dev team decided that Bosmers would become guards and ripped that stealth away. And my interest with it.

hamgatan

This one time in ESO..

I popped a 2016 Jubilee Cake right in the entrance door of the bank in Rawlkha, and enjoyed watching people eating cake repeatedly instead of opening the door...

A_Silverius

This one time I read the most contradictory reasoning given for Bosmer stealth change

Llidoryc

Spartabunny08 wrote: »

Llidoryc wrote: »

I'll start. This one time in ESO...
I regularly use the mystery meat bag memento alongside with me using the /eat emote. using this in a heavily populated area eventually somebody will come along and pick up the mystery meat, vomiting everywhere. End with a /laugh emote for good measure.

Is that you in Auridon at the dolmens during XP events? Lol

Probably lol.

Pink_E_808

Llidoryc wrote: »

I'll start. This one time in ESO...
I regularly use the mystery meat bag memento alongside with me using the /eat emote. using this in a heavily populated area eventually somebody will come along and pick up the mystery meat, vomiting everywhere. End with a /laugh emote for good measure.

I drop mystery meat during the Jester and New Life festivals. I lol every single time. Never gets old.

stewhead2ub17_ESO

Well it certainly didn't take long for people to incorporate a "this was nerfed" post. Waiting on the "became unplayable & lag" posts.

Pink_E_808

This one time in ESO PvP, I was on top of a bridge tower fighting an enemy and holding my own okay, but knew that person would kill me eventually. I was using an inferno staff at the time and just when I thought they had me, I rolled a destructive reach and knocked them straight off the tower. I stopped, ran to the edge to look down on their dead body and laughed so freaking hard at what at just happened. I'm sure they were in just as much shock as I was.

Llidoryc

I regularly will look for things to climb on top of and do the /esraj emote, the /read emote, and the /juggleflame emote while I am waiting for dungeon queue

Llidoryc

Pink_E_808 wrote: »

This one time in ESO PvP, I was on top of a bridge tower fighting an enemy and holding my own okay, but knew that person would kill me eventually. I was using an inferno staff at the time and just when I thought they had me, I rolled a destructive reach and knocked them straight off the tower. I stopped, ran to the edge to look down on their dead body and laughed so freaking hard at what at just happened. I'm sure they were in just as much shock as I was.

I love it when things like this happen unintentionally.

Michae

Sometimes when I'm bored I have a habit of "hammering" afk players.You need to park your toon next to "afker" and use /hammerwall or /hammerlow emotes. It works great on factotum polymorph since it has a welding animation.

Once, during my guild's rp event, we all stopped in our tracks for a moment to "nail" a player that stood around near our group.
Good times.