NAMES WHERE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT!
A young woodelf lass runs into a tavern, crying.
A orc matron try to comfort. saying tell me all about it.
Lass " It was terrible, the things he did to me!"
Orc "tell me more"
Lass "Some stuff was ok, But after it got worse"
Orc "MORE!'
Lass "Then he pulled out this old black & white videos and made me watch them."
Lass " It was BAD stuff, I think it's called S&M, it was awful!"
Orc "Ahh you poor darlin"
Lass "I think it's a series called the 'The Three Stooges'. They try to make it funny, but,,,,,,