So I was just doing crafting dailies, like every other day, plotting to take over the world, yadda. I saw someone was selling crowns so I thought what the heck, and opened the store to see if there was anything I might like. To my utter astonishment and squeaky glee I see that character slots were on sale. Not only that, but it was not greyed out for me, and showed 5/10 still available to buy!
What was this? How had ZOS added 5 extra purchasable character slots without me hearing about it?!? Never mind that now I thought, time to spend every penny of crafting gold I made this month on those 5 shiny new slots! I immediately ported to my friendly neighborhood crown salesman and prepared for a truly satisfying transaction...
All those months, nay, YEARS gone by with dreams drifting past like rain on a window of a glass house that holds me a prisoner, creativity denied a muse, trapped in a labyrinth of ideas without the thread of available character slots to follow through to some salvation. Dreams of characters that might have been, of stories they might have lived and adventures they might have had, all cut short before their time by the cruel, cruel hand of not having any more character slots. Finally I could begin again, I thought! New lands and new adventures await! Maybe I'll try out the new vampire on a fully RP character and really explore that side of the lore. Or perhaps a PVP stam sOrc...
My mind still racing with possibilities for inspiration I zoned in at the wayshrine and quickly opened up the crown store again to check the price. It was at that moment that my heart dropped out of my chest and all my happy dreams of good times ahead collapsed into a heap of nothing...
The UI had updated during the load screen, and the reload now revealed that I had 0/10 character slot upgrades remaining, and once again, the path to a future of joy and purpose had been greyed out by the cruelest of masters. CURSE YOU GRAPHICAL USER INTERFACE GODS!
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@ZOS_GinaBruno
Can we PLEASE have more character slots for real?