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Lmao the dislocated jaw bug made it thru to live...

daemonor
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And can anyone actually feel any "performance" improvements? I still get the feeling that my light attacks whiff more than theyre supposed to and despite being from EU and playing on pc NA pts with 200 ping it felt smoother when weaving.
  • rumple9
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    It's because our toons are gritting their teeth waiting for us to be able to log in
  • kadochka
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    You mean the.. 'my orc's jawline is screwed up because I gave her the Furious personality' type bug, or...?
    Cause that's been there a long while.

    Edit for example:
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    Edited by kadochka on May 27, 2020 12:23AM
    if I could make another character, their name would be Cries-For-Character-Slots. AKA, I need more.

  • daemonor
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    not really, i don't have the furious personality and after turning back my character to face me i noticed his jaw was so stretched out to the side like he was tweaking on 5 hits on X
  • Vevvev
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    The dreaded jaw bug. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

    I thought for sure they'd fix it before live :disappointed:

    ((The bug for those who have not seen.))
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    Edited by Vevvev on May 27, 2020 2:56PM
    PC NA - Ceyanna Ashton - Breton Vampire MagDK
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    Also to fix it mount up on a horse and it'll realign the jaw.
    PC NA - Ceyanna Ashton - Breton Vampire MagDK
  • daemonor
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    not really, i don't have the furious personality and after turning back my character to face me i noticed his jaw was so stretched out to the side like he was tweaking on 5 hits on X
    Vevvev wrote: »
    The dreaded jaw bug. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

    I thought for sure they'd fix it before live :disappointed:

    ((The bug for those who have not seen.))
    20200505200640_1.jpg

    yes thats the one. thank you for the illustration
  • shaielzafine
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    Vevvev wrote: »
    The dreaded jaw bug. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

    I thought for sure they'd fix it before live :disappointed:

    ((The bug for those who have not seen.))
    20200505200640_1.jpg

    Nice
  • TragedyOA
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    lmao
  • Cloudless
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    Vevvev wrote: »
    The dreaded jaw bug. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

    I thought for sure they'd fix it before live :disappointed:

    ((The bug for those who have not seen.))
    20200505200640_1.jpg

    the-witcher-timeline-explained-1577127925.jpg

  • gabriebe
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    lol how do you replicate that bug it's hilarious
    Former Empresses: Saliva Bortschion (MagBlade), Janet From Finance (PvP MagSorc), Carla Swagan (Tank DK), Estelle Born (StamBlade), Enya Arsenal (MagPlar), Anita Nurse (Magplar Healer), Bearback Brigitte (Magden), Rachel Justice (MagDK), Nicole From Payroll (Stamden), Bailiff Belinda (PvE MagSorc), Féline Dion (StamDK), Septic Tank Tina (Necro Tank)

    The runts: The Trolly Spirit (Tank Sorc), Floods-Your-Basement (Warden Healer) Dinah Asthma (Magcro), Total Top Tony (Stamcro)

    The traitor
    s: Janis Javelin (Stamplar, EP), Barbecue Becky (Magblade Healer, AD)

    PvE: Gryphon Heart, Immortal Redeemer, Flawless Conqueror


    GM: Animal Control



  • Shawn_PT
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    Only these would make me laugh today :joy:
  • scottii
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    Keep it!!!!!
    Praying the Daedric Gods will make Cyrodiil great again.
  • jadarock
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    If that doesn't make you smile lol

    Omg Zos :trollface:
  • Khaleesi8688
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    Well I did name a character Yennefer so this is kinda perfect
  • YandereGirlfriend
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    I had this earlier and my vampire looked like a J-Horror villain.
  • TropicsDelight
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    This is just the new "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a sword to the face" look.

    It was not supposed to get to live until the Nightfall crates released.
  • mairwen85
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    O wow, backroom 90s nightclub stuff.
  • RefLiberty
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    How to reproduce the bug?

    I'm would create new char to have it like that, this is awesome.
  • scorpius2k1
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    Another bug that's actually hilarious, I am curious if we can combine the "dislocated jaw" and "running/standing on a mount" bugs at the same time? If so, the real cherry on top would be weapons at our feet and....I really don't know where I'm going with this but this post has me laughing for the first time again for anything ESO-related since Greymoor was released. :D:D:D
    Edited by scorpius2k1 on May 28, 2020 12:15AM
    🌎 PC/NA
    🐧 Linux (Arch)
    🧑‍💻 ESO Addon Dev
    ⚔️ Stamplar | Magplar | Stamcro | Magsorc | Magcro Healer
  • daemonor
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    my char after an intense darkshade caverns 1 session

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    Edited by daemonor on June 1, 2020 3:41PM
  • OmniDo
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    Yeah I noticed that on my character too.
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  • maboleth
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    Another bug that's actually hilarious, I am curious if we can combine the "dislocated jaw" and "running/standing on a mount" bugs at the same time? If so, the real cherry on top would be weapons at our feet and....I really don't know where I'm going with this but this post has me laughing for the first time again for anything ESO-related since Greymoor was released. :D:D:D

    I uted to be adventa aik ou, but hen i took an aouw in the youw.
  • Kidgangster101
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    Vevvev wrote: »
    The dreaded jaw bug. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

    I thought for sure they'd fix it before live :disappointed:

    ((The bug for those who have not seen.))
    20200505200640_1.jpg

    You thought they would fix something before it came to live? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    They barely fix anything they just rush content out without a care in the world. It has happened with EVERY SINGLE dlc. They say they will just fix it later, sometimes they do most of the time you get bugs that become "features" of the game lol it's pathetic.
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    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
  • Mettaricana
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    Can we get the jarjarbinks face bug back from 3 years ago
  • Ode2Order
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    I just got this bug, does anyone know if this was supposed to be fixed already?
  • Celephantsylvius_Bornasfinmo
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    If you pull faces during lag this is what happens...no one listened to their mothers.
  • Destai
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    daemonor wrote: »
    And can anyone actually feel any "performance" improvements? I still get the feeling that my light attacks whiff more than theyre supposed to and despite being from EU and playing on pc NA pts with 200 ping it felt smoother when weaving.

    I haven't had my skillbar freeze yet, so that's a positive sign on PS4 at least. But fences are broke. And it looks like my characters will need corrective surgery soon.
  • Red_Feather
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    How does that happen? I saw it once and was puzzled.
  • YandereGirlfriend
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    Add me to the list of people who DON'T want this bug fixed! It's awesome!
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