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I wrote a poem about House Dres
Zoom zoom says the Dres chasing the khajiit
Ending fast while running with his feet
N'wahs causing him to gain more heat
Into a cell the khajiit goes for he was beat
Call the Dres mean because of it
Although all Dunmer need to make a profit
Some may say they should stop it
He find the khajiits drakes and decides to cop it
Into his mansion the little Dres does
Sipping sujamma with all his best buds
Tears in his eyes as the khajiit did cry
Remembering then of a vision he did scry
A thief came to make the Dres die
Such is way of those who slaves do buy
He then saw the thief leave sneaky and sly
Yet no one came for the khajiit so in the cell he did die.