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Well, okay then

SpaceElf
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It's almost passive-aggressive if you think about it

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Edited by SpaceElf on March 9, 2020 2:00AM
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  • SpaceElf
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    I may be a bit dense but based on the picture and your 12 words, I don't get the joke. Care to give a hint to those of us that aren't seeing what you are?

    I suppose it's not clear that the NPC is supposed to be in stocks, yet is standing on them. I may have cropped it a bit much. There, fixed it.

    It was funny to me.
    Edited by SpaceElf on March 9, 2020 2:00AM
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    • Ledora Direnwe – (Breton) Magplar
    • Yvondil Kernasse (Altmer) MagSorc
    • Orcioid Epidemic (Orsimer) Stamblade
    • Raptor-Dread (Argonian) StamDK

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  • mikemacon
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    I don't care who you are...that's funny, right there...
  • Nestor
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    It looks like the NPC is taunting the crowd just after making his escape.


    This is one of those bugs they don't really need to fix....
    Enjoy the game, life is what you really want to be worried about.

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  • Browart
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    maybe he was trying to scare you
  • ArchangelIsraphel
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    I feel like you walked in on him in the midst of a Monty Python sketch XD
  • StormeReigns
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    Look on the bright side of life...
  • preevious
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    This is hilarious ^^
  • purple-magicb16_ESO
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    Lol! I think it's more sarcasm than passive-aggression. Hillarious just the same. Nice! :D
    Give 'er eh!
  • Klad
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    SpaceElf wrote: »
    I may be a bit dense but based on the picture and your 12 words, I don't get the joke. Care to give a hint to those of us that aren't seeing what you are?

    I suppose it's not clear that the NPC is supposed to be in stocks, yet is standing on them. I may have cropped it a bit much. There, fixed it.

    It was funny to me.

    "Hey it's not a bug it's a feature, and the fans love it"

    The devs poor excuse for not fixing standing on our horses and dragging our bows between our feet.

    Pathetic really
    I survived Ponygate 2020
  • SpaceElf
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    Klad wrote: »
    SpaceElf wrote: »
    I may be a bit dense but based on the picture and your 12 words, I don't get the joke. Care to give a hint to those of us that aren't seeing what you are?

    I suppose it's not clear that the NPC is supposed to be in stocks, yet is standing on them. I may have cropped it a bit much. There, fixed it.

    It was funny to me.

    "Hey it's not a bug it's a feature, and the fans love it"

    The devs poor excuse for not fixing standing on our horses and dragging our bows between our feet.

    Pathetic really

    Well, it surprised me so much when I ran into it, so it's not a frequent enough occurrence from my perspective. But yes, a bug is a bug, this one just happened to make me spit Diet Coke on my keyboard.
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  • ProfessorKittyhawk
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    I remember doing a quest in Bergama or something such, the one in Alik'r where you exonerate a law enforcer dude trying to expose some lady in charge. Anyway, he was standing on top of the stocks too. This was months ago but, glad to see this is still a thing. This must be some new kind of cruel punishment. Fall off the stocks and you'll be flogged to death.
  • xxthir13enxx
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    SpaceElf wrote: »
    I may be a bit dense but based on the picture and your 12 words, I don't get the joke. Care to give a hint to those of us that aren't seeing what you are?

    I suppose it's not clear that the NPC is supposed to be in stocks, yet is standing on them. I may have cropped it a bit much. There, fixed it.

    It was funny to me.

    No worries your sense of humour is on point...lol
  • ThePlayer
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    He is the boss of ZOS when someone tells him to fix the game :D
  • SpaceElf
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    I'd also want to bring someone to justice who forces people to pretend they're in the stocks

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