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  • Ilsabet
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    Oh woooooow...

    I'll just be over here laughing my ass off fanning myself...

    Edit: Okay was not expecting there to be actual feels in my cheesy Darien romance fic... somebody in the writing department knows what they're doing... :D

    A++ would be caught in a storm again
    Edited by Ilsabet on February 14, 2020 6:32PM
  • jircris11
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    IGN: Ki'rah
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  • daemonios
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    This just reminded me one of the reasons why I stuck with the Covenant after checking out all three factions. *woof*
  • goldenarcher1
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    <3

    *waits for Saucy Jack eso video.

    https://youtu.be/NNC0kIzM1Fo
  • Royaji
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    I can't deny that this is pretty darn cringy. But definitely deserves points for effort.
  • Thokri
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    Why everyone screams when I give them box of hearts, it was hard job to make them clean and disposing rest of those argonians.
  • Saucy_Jack
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    <3

    *waits for Saucy Jack eso video.

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    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
  • JamieAubrey
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    <3

    *waits for Saucy Jack eso video.

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    Fun fact, this guy was a cannibal
  • Browiseth
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    ok this

    THIS zos

    is kinda cute

    i appreciate the effort that went into making this
    skingrad when zoscharacters:
    • EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
    • EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
    • EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
    • EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
    • EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
    PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe
  • Hallothiel
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    Oh this is fabulous!!

    (Btw who the hell is that guy then? Have seen it posted a few times and have no idea)
  • DelosTheta
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    No Ayrenn?

    Got to aim high.

    Naryu is too much like my girlfriend from HS. Down to the intonation and everything.
  • Ackwalan
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    <3

    *waits for Saucy Jack eso video.

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    Fun fact, this guy was a cannibal

    He only eat the liver. Who hasn't dined on a liver or two?
  • Nord_Raseri
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    No Lyris?! Need to make giants
      https://imgur.com/LFdZQLY
      Edited by Nord_Raseri on February 14, 2020 8:57PM
      Veit ég aðég hékk vindga meiði á nætr allar níu, geiri undaðr og gefinn Oðni, sjálfr sjálfum mér, á þeim meiði er manngi veit hvers hann af rótum rennr.
    • DelosTheta
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      While we're at it, what about Eveli Sharp-Arrow?

      Just don't ask her to make a traditional Bosmer meal ...
    • LanteanPegasus
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      Rrrawwrr...

      This is so cheesy, and still so cute ! And now I'm all upset about the end of the Summerset story again. No, I will not think of that today !

      Excuse me while I... ahem... get hopelessly lost while questing with the Golden Knight. o:)

      Thank you, @ZOS, this is a fun and lovely little Valentine's gift !
      Edited by LanteanPegasus on February 14, 2020 9:31PM
    • LadyHeloise
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      Cheesy but fun. Thank you!
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    • ArchMikem
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      All I get is Naryu? No Khamira? No Jimila?

      Not even poor poor Kazdi??
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      Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!
    • Freddycruz89
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      Oh my! That was, omg lol *fans self*
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    • Acrolas
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      I'm disappointed in the message it sends about consent. You gently let Darien down twice, then you have to resort to an insult which puts Darien into an all too familiar passive-aggressive stance.

      It's just so tone deaf. If you don't give permission at all it's basically "well *** you too". But you can still be friends if you give in a little bit. Which feels worse knowing the other response.

      It's a fantasy game but it's also 2020. No means no. Period. On Heart's Day and every other day of the year.
      signing off
    • Ilsabet
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      Acrolas wrote: »
      I'm disappointed in the message it sends about consent. You gently let Darien down twice, then you have to resort to an insult which puts Darien into an all too familiar passive-aggressive stance.

      It's just so tone deaf. If you don't give permission at all it's basically "well *** you too". But you can still be friends if you give in a little bit. Which feels worse knowing the other response.

      It's a fantasy game but it's also 2020. No means no. Period. On Heart's Day and every other day of the year.

      Yeah, I wish the reactions to choosing the "no thanks" options (which you have to do at least once to get the friends result) weren't so harsh. I mean you can like a person without wanting to get cozy, and that doesn't have to lead to a big blowup. It's unfortunate when you're not going all the way with the (otherwise amazing and hilarious) romance paths.
    • Nairinhe
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      And here we have a proof that players will complain about everything :|
    • Banana
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      Need more options. Those 3 don't do it for me
    • snoozy
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      YAS RAZ :love:
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    • XIIICaesar
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      Watched it on the stream. Good fun, lols, & memes. Why people are complaining about it & 'the message' it sends? It's a game & game NPC. Besides, hate to break it to you, but the reality is most people don't stick around after there friend zoned. They drop you. 😆
      Edited by XIIICaesar on February 15, 2020 12:23AM
    • snoozy
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      this was actually really fun, all 3 routes :D

      kudos to the team :)

      i appreciate the puns :D
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    • max_only
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      Amazing!
      The animations in Darien’s story was flipping hilarious.

      Now to try the other ones.
      #FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
      #OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
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    • newtinmpls
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      ArchMikem wrote: »
      No Jimila?

      Oh my she is adorable, and I love her voice.
      Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
      Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
      Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
      Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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      Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
      House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
      Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
    • Ilsabet
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      XIIICaesar wrote: »
      Watched it on the stream. Good fun, lols, & memes. Why people are complaining about it & 'the message' it sends? It's a game & game NPC. Besides, hate to break it to you, but the reality is most people don't stick around after there friend zoned. They drop you. 😆

      Personally speaking, it just kind of harshed the buzz to try out some of the friend-type options and have my buddy immediately go all angrified on me. I mean I'm all in on Darien romance, but even if I weren't he's too much of a bro to "drop you" if you'd rather just hang out and watch lightning strikes while you're finally getting that drink he's been promising you. The game provides a perfectly satisfying friendship outcome, but it felt like it was peppered with borderline hostility in some of the reactions along the way.

      I should probably point out, if it wasn't clear from my earlier posts, that I thought the game was amazing in general and I've been getting a kick out of it all afternoon. The overall ridiculousness and spot-on characterization is probably what made those less fun moments stick out to me.
    • XIIICaesar
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      @Ilsabet oh no worries. I agree with you there. I was mainly referencing the person that posted before you about the 'no means no' & 'it's 2020.' While I think there's a time & place for everything, & agree with 'no means no' why bring irl pc issues into a video game was my thing. IMO so many people clearly had fun with it & nothing more, why try to get all politically correct.
      Edited by XIIICaesar on February 15, 2020 12:32AM
    • eklhaftb16_ESO
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      Acrolas wrote: »
      It's just so tone deaf.
      Not seeking to invalidate your point or something, but is it really necessary to use someone's clinical condition as a buzzword?
      I know it's just words, but it's also 2020. :p
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