To the AD gankers:
in Chey last night who thought it would be amusing to kill my obviously questing PvE character while turning in (couldnt even wait until I had backed out of dialogue to start attack) I just want to say thank you. No, Im NOT being sarcastic here, I really mean it sincerely.
*Long story but so is Cyrodiil (I mean really, 5 years of fighting and has any side really made any progress?)
My original plan was to collect a few boxes out of Chey as Ive been doing since event started and leave back to 'carebear' land. Had no problems there until last night, even where all 3 factions were questing there at once.
Two of you decided to jump me while my back was turned. I dont know how long the 3rd AD was standing there, but he didnt jump in until about 5 minutes had gone by and you still hadnt killed me.
Just a suggestion from a non-expert on PvP you may want to consider:
high CP + very low PvP rank + heavy armor and S&B + 57k health = PvE TANK.
Not exactly the easiest of AP I would think..
I have stood nose to nose against Yolnakhriin and Lokkestiiz in vSS and laughed in their faces, so your scrawny yellow arses were not intimidating to me at all.
Just so you know, your 3rd buddy was more of a pita than you 2, just kept spamming some sort of sorc trickery? IDK, some black crystal cage thing that kept me locked into position... whatever... at that point I was getting bored and could see this was going nowhere and just gave up.
After respawn at keep, I was just going to go home. I had collected my tickets and 3 boxes, good enough I figured. Then when staring at the map, I noticed something different?
A bright yellow hammer moving around not far from where I was.
Could this be the legendary Volendrung that my 'carebear' had only heard of but never seen?
Yellow though. Probably means its carried by an AD surrounded by many many scrawny yellow arses.
But still... Heck, I was going home anyway and a chance to at least see it, so I could go tell the tale that the legend is true and it really does exist to the other carebears at the carebear tavern over a glass of carebear mead.. I went after it.
On the way, I noticed 3 or 4 other EP heading in the same direction. I rode with them, and was surprised to see only two AD (and one was carrier).
A bit of a skirmish and now one of EPs has the hammer (hey Chey guys, your buddy coulda probably used some help there, but heck more fun ambushing questers I guess..)
So I finally get to see what this thing actually does. We went to AD keeps taking them, then I noticed after taking one that FINALLY an AD gate was open. I been waiting soooo long for this to collect AD skyshards for achievement. (Ive had DC shards for a while, could never find AD gates open).
I ran in and got my shard, then caught up with my group but by then the hammer was gone. Back to Oblivion I suppose? We went and unlocked other gate and I got my other shard

Nothing left of AD to conquer, if only they had a few more defenders fighting instead of hiding in Chey looking for easy prey, but oh well, bad for them, good for me.
Also a chance to finish my 'ocean' fishing, which I did as well

Now I can go for the easy shards and fish and get my achievements. Woot! <<< thats a carebear happy noise in case you dont know

So, anyway, if you havent fallen asleep yet, I just want to thank you AD gankers.
Because of you being worthless to your own alliance and just going after low hanging fruit, you turned what was supposed to be an uneventful night of collecting my 5-9 boxes and going home into giving me a major progress towards what us carebears consider to be two of the hardest achievements in the game.
Thanks again (sincerely),
Just another carebear tank
