PvP deaths, the elder scrolls way.

Aelorin

Since there is a PvP event going on, it would be fun to hear about quotes that you could say to your opponent when he dies, or when you die.

So for instance when your oppent dies:

* You are as weak as a mudcrab.
* May your soul pass to Aetherius.
* You don't come even close to Mannimarco.
* Ahw you are so cute when you do as I say, do you want to be my Stibbons?
* Get up, we are here, why are you shaking? (Morrowind)
* You are a big fat lair. (Oblivion)
* I think you got an arrow to the knee (Skyrim)

When one dies itself:

* Watch it, Razum-dar is a personal friend of mine.
* I didn't have a soul, now I have no body either.
* In every group I encounter there seem to be allways 8 people that really hate me?

Wonder if you can do better

Edit: typo

susmitds

Git gud, l2p

geonsocal

*** lag...

ArchMikem

I don't see the point in taunting those who lose. Do you feel big rubbing salt in a wound?

There used to be a time in Cyrodiil when the victor would bow or honor the fallen.

Royaji

"gg ez" and "rekt".

Trash talking transcends time and realities.

Neoauspex

Goodnight, good work. Most likely kill you in the morning.

Ackwalan

ArchMikem wrote: »

I don't see the point in taunting those who lose. Do you feel big rubbing salt in a wound?

There used to be a time in Cyrodiil when the victor would bow or honor the fallen.

Some people win so few fights, they just can't help themselves.

Lucious90

scrub

Vietfox

You fight like a Dairy Farmer!

MartiniDaniels

Just whisper and tell everything you want

Anhedonie

*ctrl spam intensifies*

These guys crack me up every time.