What is the best way to Launch Stuga into the sun?

Gnome_Saiyan

I recently re-subbed to ESO+ and may have made a fatal error.

...no craft bag is worth this.

srfrogg23

Trebuchet is THE way to go

Rewrite your poll. It should ask a direct question like, "What is the best way to launch that obnoxiously stupid character, Stuga, into the sun?"

Right now it looks like you're asking people if you made a mistake by re-subbing and our response is to use a trebuchette or catapult.

Araneae6537

Do you know how long I've been looking for this poll?

LOL, yeah, I do wish having ESO+ gave you the option of starting any of the quests. I found it rather confusing when I first started and it is annoying having Stuga stalking my alts around town.

It’s not a huge complaint, certainly there are other changes I’d like to see first but, it would be nice.

sinz_xb16_ESO

What's a Stuga?

I feel ya. Resubbed over the weekend. Havent been able to do ANYTHING in this game since then. Either the login servers are down, or the game has to go into emergency maintenance, activity finder not working 90% of the time, battlegrounds not working 100% of the time... Managed to get into Cyrodill once but that was an absolute 300 ping lagging sh*tfest that almost made me choke on my own vomit.

Gnome_Saiyan

Dwemer Rocket, perhaps?

srfrogg23 wrote: »

Rewrite your poll. It should ask a direct question like, "What is the best way to launch that obnoxiously stupid character, Stuga, into the sun?"

Right now it looks like you're asking people if you made a mistake by re-subbing and our response is to use a trebuchette or catapult.

Done. Apologies for the miscommunication.

dagrdagaz_5912

Just talk to her.

Just talk to her.
U'll get a written invitation to Wrothgar and she wont bother u again.

Cirantille

Do you know how long I've been looking for this poll?

Man I tried killing her every time, so I just /sick on her and go

SydneyGrey

Trebuchet is THE way to go

Perhaps you can find a way to get one of those Elsweyr dragons to flip her into orbit with their wings.

She's still not as annoying as that guy in Riften who looks like he's going to throw up on you.

SipofMaim

Dwemer Rocket, perhaps?

SydneyGrey wrote: »

Perhaps you can find a way to get one of those Elsweyr dragons to flip her into orbit with their wings.

She's still not as annoying as that guy in Riften who looks like he's going to throw up on you.

And sounds like he's shouting up from the bottom of a well.

Quest givers in The Rift are particularly needy.

Salix_alba

Just talk to her.

Imagine if all 17 of the current dlc and the future ones all had an npc who relentlessly hound you through the capitals like an angry mob.

ArchangelIsraphel

Do you know how long I've been looking for this poll?

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WRITING THIS POST?!

CaffeinatedMayhem

Do you know how long I've been looking for this poll?

All I've ever wanted was the option to say "Not right now" and Stuga sits with her echatere and only talks to me if I ask for the quest.

But on-topic: Giant smash. https://youtu.be/9bqyvpdiwhA?t=7

Daleth

Dwemer Rocket, perhaps?

Do YoU kNoW hOw LoNg IvE bEeN lOoKiNg fOr YoU?

Girl_Number8

Stuga should be a mod

redspecter23

What you need to do is think about how to get rid of Stuga not just once, but maximize your kills per minute (kpm). I'd bribe Selene out of her web with the promises of demonic cookies. I'd then hurl Selene into the sun. Now that there is a dead dungeon boss on the sun, I will have access to a blue portal at my location that I can then use to send Stuga directly into the sun over and over and over.

logarifmik

What the matter with you? Just take the damn quest. You can proceed with it later.

Kelces

Trebuchet is THE way to go

Oh, I missed the funny option.

Well, then it shall be my honest opinion.

Tryxus

There's always Stendarr's Hammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub_3AQeyYAA

phairdon

Do you know how long I've been looking for this poll?

Hahaha. Blade of woe.

Darkhorse1975

Even on a off day, a giant could launch Stuga to Masser!

Gnome_Saiyan

Dwemer Rocket, perhaps?

logarifmik wrote: »

What the matter with you? Just take the damn quest. You can proceed with it later.

There are PLENTY of things wrong with me. And yeah, I know you can just take the damn quest. Hence, adding it as an option. But since server logins are down, I could either

A ) Go outside and enjoy this awesome late October weather

B ) Create yet another "OMG cant log in ZOS you rackin'frackin' poozers! Fix mehr game!!!"

C ) Have a bit of fun while I patiently wait.

After a lifetime of taking multiple choice tests in various learning institutions, I learned to ALWAYS, when in doubt, choose C.

MercilessnVexed

Do you know how long I've been looking for this poll?

Yeahhhh maybe I'll try /sick on her, but honestly I just run away to where I need to go and get out of town as fast as possible.

FrancisCrawford

Maybe ESO could double the quest log capacity just for ESO+ members.

(The connection, of course, is that there IS one way to shut Stuga up.)

Pauls

Dont need to launch anyone to sun when you can drop sun at them with templar's ulti

MissBizz

Dwemer Rocket, perhaps?

I'm sad for everyone who doesn't pick a rocket!

ElfFaty

Do you know how long I've been looking for this poll?

Do you know how quick i chose this option ?

SantieClaws

Do you know how long I've been looking for this poll?

Send her there on the back of a dragon perhaps?

Yours with paws
Santie Claws