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I made a huge and silly mistake

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nk125x
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Ported to Southern Elsweyr and made a coffee (thinking I should be there by the time I got back) - Also picked up some cheese cake my wife made earlier.

Cheese cake eaten and coffee drunk & another 10 mins and still in loading screen
  • I_killed_Vivec
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    Don't worry, you'll be booted to the login screen soon.
  • spartaxoxo
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    Do a barrel roll, it should help.
  • nk125x
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    I_killed_Vivec wrote: »
    Don't worry, you'll be booted to the login screen soon.

    Got another slce of cheese cake and the game was back - ZOS you little tease
  • Zliryu
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    I fast traveled to my home...almost an hour ago. Still not there. I mean, the mournoth keep loading screen is beautiful to watch, for about 5-10 minutes. Coffee does sound good tho.
  • Miaura
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    I just tried to enter a delve- you know, get a delve boss plunder skull...That was very silly of me...
  • nk125x
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    Zliryu wrote: »
    I fast traveled to my home...almost an hour ago. Still not there. I mean, the mournoth keep loading screen is beautiful to watch, for about 5-10 minutes. Coffee does sound good tho.

    Pity you cant try some of my wife's cheese cake too - Fresh Blueberries - Rather nice
  • nk125x
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    LOL - Following a quest had to enter mine to find dragon - LOADING SCREEN and no more cheese cake left
  • MadnessCalms
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    Alas I have been unable to enjoy the loading screens and have been forced to find other sources of entertainment. Apparently I don't have a suitable internet connection. *resumes playing other online games*
  • Zliryu
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    nk125x wrote: »
    Zliryu wrote: »
    I fast traveled to my home...almost an hour ago. Still not there. I mean, the mournoth keep loading screen is beautiful to watch, for about 5-10 minutes. Coffee does sound good tho.

    Pity you cant try some of my wife's cheese cake too - Fresh Blueberries - Rather nice

    Sounds lovely :)

    Miaura wrote: »
    I just tried to enter a delve- you know, get a delve boss plunder skull...That was very silly of me...

    Did that yesterday. After the (also tedious) loading screen I stood next to the delve boss and farmed it 'till I completed the plunder fanatic achievement. Yup. 50 times waited for it to respawn. Didn't want to risk another loading screen.
  • nk125x
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    Finaly past the loading screen so I can progress the quest - killing an looting everything before the next loading screen
  • RefLiberty
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    I called it a day and went to Pub. Drunk rage babble incoming in a few hours.
  • SeveN085
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    Meh, after reading title I came to this thread expecting to read that author bought ESO subscription.
  • ChunkyCat
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    “Huge and Silly Mistakes” is the title of my autobiography.
  • nk125x
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    ChunkyCat wrote: »
    “Huge and Silly Mistakes” is the title of my autobiography.

    So you are the lead combat designer :o
  • WillhelmBlack
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    gib NA, EU probrems

    SORVLD
    Edited by WillhelmBlack on October 26, 2019 11:07PM
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  • EllieBlue
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    Lol. I thought this is about you having just renewed your sub!
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  • ShawnLaRock
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    spartaxoxo wrote: »
    Do a barrel roll, it should help.

    This reminds me of my confusion at what to do after being perma-stuck in dodge-roll due to lag... or during my first Dark Brotherhood Anniversary Event - I was so excited to get my first 5pce Hide Of Morihaus set with a Minotaur style helm (yusssss!), that I resigned myself to using nothing other than the Roll Dodge damage / knockdown buff to complete the Kvatch Arena!

    Sorry, off-topic... just trying to lighten the mood. :)

    S.
  • Jayman1000
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    Yes, infinite loading screens are back after a long hiatus.
  • logarifmik
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    I finished to read another chapter of "Anti-Dühring" meanwhile. More productive way to spend my free time indeed. Thank you, ZOS.
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  • nafensoriel
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    nk125x wrote: »
    Ported to Southern Elsweyr and made a coffee (thinking I should be there by the time I got back) - Also picked up some cheese cake my wife made earlier.

    Cheese cake eaten and coffee drunk & another 10 mins and still in loading screen

    This is why multicore processors exist. Use those unused cores to play another game while you wait for the current one to load!

    It also means an excuse to buy more monitors or even one of those redonk super ultrawide workstation IPS panels!
  • Zacuel
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    I'm at work!

    ... I'm always at work... *Looks down sadly*
  • max_only
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    You did make a huge mistake. Just reading this gave me a stomach ache. All the lactose in cheesecake might sprint right through you and you’re giving it turbo boost with coffee, a known diuretic. Prepare to be afk bio in under an hour after finally logging in.
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  • Kel
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    Jayman1000 wrote: »
    Yes, infinite loading screens are back after a long hiatus.

    They didn't go on hiatus....

    They were just stuck in a load screen. 🤣



    I'll, uh....see myself out.
    Sorry everyone......
  • Raideen
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    Do what I did, play another game. :D
  • Ozby
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    nk125x wrote: »
    Zliryu wrote: »
    I fast traveled to my home...almost an hour ago. Still not there. I mean, the mournoth keep loading screen is beautiful to watch, for about 5-10 minutes. Coffee does sound good tho.

    Pity you cant try some of my wife's cheese cake too - Fresh Blueberries - Rather nice

    Dammit now I want cheese cake!
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  • Lord_Bidr
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    Did you try resetting your router? If that doesn't work, try moving in next door to the servers.
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