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Female Goblin? :D
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Can we please please please pleeeeaaaasssee get a female goblin pollymorph or disguise. I found out you can glitch the helmet off the goblin disguse today and experimented putting hair and makeup on them hehe, add an ample bosom and hey presto female goblin hype ^_^. I love Goblin-Kin in games and being a girl irl and having all my chars female in ESO it would be super cool to get a female goblin poly or disguise so I can full on roleplay myself as a goblin in ESO. They exhist in the lore and the elder scrolls games so, Viva la Goblin Revolution. xxxxx
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✭✭✭✭✭MotokoHutt wrote: »add an ample bosom and hey presto female goblin hype ^_^.
Not every Female creature needs to have enlarged Mammary Glands.CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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OG_Kaveman✭✭✭✭✭MotokoHutt wrote: »add an ample bosom and hey presto female goblin hype ^_^.
Not every Female creature needs to have enlarged Mammary Glands.
How else are you supposed to tell that they are female except for the 38GGs on their chests?12 -
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Once saw a goblin with body markings underneath the goblin armor, have no idea how to do it0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I’ve seen too much internet I know where this is going.No judgement op. In the mean time you can put that new green skin that’s in the crown store right now on a female Bosmer and use a hunched over personality like “thief”Edited by max_only on September 28, 2019 7:12PM#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
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✭✭✭MotokoHutt wrote: »add an ample bosom and hey presto female goblin hype ^_^.
Not every Female creature needs to have enlarged Mammary Glands.
Apparently they do because lamia and argonians have boobs even though there's probably no reasonable reason they need any. Last I checked, reptiles don't nurse young with milk from boobs.12 -
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Nuu!MotokoHutt wrote: »Can we please please please pleeeeaaaasssee get a female goblin pollymorph or disguise...
I want more, I want a whole gobbo race to become unlockable in the crown store!
But I said it before: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/422285/new-player-race-possibilities/p1
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MotokoHutt✭✭✭✭MotokoHutt wrote: »add an ample bosom and hey presto female goblin hype ^_^.
Not every Female creature needs to have enlarged Mammary Glands.
Hey I am a girl who can apreciate a nice pare of Tata's ok, so why wouldnt I want a nice rack on my Goblin toon thanks XDPC EU8 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Maybe female goblins look almost the same as the male ones?
[Lie] Of course! I don't even worship Daedra!1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Dusk_Coven wrote: »MotokoHutt wrote: »add an ample bosom and hey presto female goblin hype ^_^.
Not every Female creature needs to have enlarged Mammary Glands.
Apparently they do because lamia and argonians have boobs even though there's probably no reasonable reason they need any. Last I checked, reptiles don't nurse young with milk from boobs.
It can be argued that those aren't actually breasts on the Lamia, but either a prominent bone structure, or thick scales etc.
Argonians yeah, I think the scapegoat reason was the Hist created them to be familiar to the other Races, hence giving Female Reptiles breasts.CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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MotokoHutt✭✭✭✭NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »Maybe female goblins look almost the same as the male ones?
ES4 Oblivion would beg to differ ^_^ and frankly I class that game as a more reliable sorce of acurate lore then I do ESO. xPC EU0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭MotokoHutt wrote: »NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »Maybe female goblins look almost the same as the male ones?
ES4 Oblivion would beg to differ ^_^ and frankly I class that game as a more reliable sorce of acurate lore then I do ESO. x
...There isn't that much of a difference.
Edited by NotaDaedraWorshipper on September 28, 2019 8:48PM[Lie] Of course! I don't even worship Daedra!4 -
MotokoHutt✭✭✭✭NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »MotokoHutt wrote: »NotaDaedraWorshipper wrote: »Maybe female goblins look almost the same as the male ones?
ES4 Oblivion would beg to differ ^_^ and frankly I class that game as a more reliable sorce of acurate lore then I do ESO. x
...They aren't that different.
Not that diferent is still diferent ^_^ the females still have tooty frooties and the males dont ;DPC EU1 -
MotokoHutt✭✭✭✭I’ve seen too much internet I know where this is going.No judgement op. In the mean time you can put that new green skin that’s in the crown store right now on a female Bosmer and use a hunched over personality like “thief”
Cute Idea and I know where your going with that
I apreciate the creativity but making a Bosmer green and hunchy isnt the same thing, and while I would try to superficialy convince myself I would still know in the back of my mind that I would be playing a bosmer.
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yRaven✭✭✭✭I’ve seen too much internet I know where this is going.No judgement op. In the mean time you can put that new green skin that’s in the crown store right now on a female Bosmer and use a hunched over personality like “thief”
What do you mean Onii-chan?
Edited by yRaven on September 29, 2019 2:46AMJack of all trades. Master of at least one.
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yRaven✭✭✭✭Now being serious, every time someone says she-something, i remember WOW were Orc males are bulk like a troll but females are... less largeEdited by yRaven on September 29, 2019 2:47AMJack of all trades. Master of at least one.
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MotokoHutt✭✭✭✭Shewolf075 wrote: »How did you glitch out the helmet?
You can glitch it off during a craft station or crown store item.
On that note, here is some pictures for you all showing that the Goblin frame has been perfectly rigged to accept almost everything, from hats to skins, hair styles to adornments and personalities. Not a single bit of clipping accured at all with hats even correctly covering things like ears.
Edited by MotokoHutt on September 29, 2019 1:26PMPC EU8 -
CardboardedBox✭✭✭✭My main character permanently wears the goblin morph, so I was pretty happy to find you could put beards and tattoos on them now, but still mad about the helmet.
Even though I'm convinced the beard and tattoos is an unintentional bug, it better stay that way.2 -
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✭✭Oh boy...
In-game username: Un1korn | Happy member of the PCNA UESP guild (Resident Daggerfall Covenant enjoyer) | Main & basically only character: Crucian Vulpin, Imperial Dragonknight of the Daggerfall Covenant, and Undaunted Bulwark (I tank) | Mountain bike enjoyer and vulpine appreciator | If you know me from PCEU: No | To ZOS: THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BRING MY HORSE INTO BATTLE!2 -
MotokoHutt✭✭✭✭CardboardedBox wrote: »My main character permanently wears the goblin morph, so I was pretty happy to find you could put beards and tattoos on them now, but still mad about the helmet.
Even though I'm convinced the beard and tattoos is an unintentional bug, it better stay that way.
I would honestly do the same perma using the disguise if the Goblin actually copied the gender of the character it was used on. But sadly its only possible to be a male goblin >....<PC EU0 -
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Ive changed my mind, we must give what the OP wants at all costs.
[edited for inappropriate content]Edited by ZOS_Icy on October 10, 2021 12:47PMCP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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MotokoHutt✭✭✭✭Shewolf075 wrote: »I'm pretty sure the helmet on the goblin polymorph was toggable at one point.
That would have been cool but its not removeable anymore without glitch's. I can only assume they never intended for it to be toggleable and removed it. And it's actually a disguise not Polymorph, I wish it was a Poly cus that means it would be able to be used in PvP zones etc.PC EU0 -
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Ive changed my mind, we must give what the OP wants at all costs.
[edited to remove quote]Edited by ZOS_Icy on October 10, 2021 12:48PM"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."5 -
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✭✭no. simply no...leaving aside some people weird fetish from animes...life on nirn isn't as pleasant...unless ur into falmer...then I have nothing else to say.
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✭✭✭✭✭It will be an ugly female orc if they give it to you. Just like that race of Daedra, the Skafin, in the Summerset prologue look suspiciously like Bosmer wearing a skin.#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
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✭✭✭✭All skeletons are male too. Change your female char to skeleton and do the redguard dance, you'll see what I mean.2 -
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✭✭✭✭✭All skeletons are male too. Change your female char to skeleton and do the redguard dance, you'll see what I mean.
Thats how i trick my female Khajiit into doing male dances. Use morph, dance, use morph again to remove and viola. Its kinda odd how suggestive the male redguard dance is.CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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