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Michae
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Ahoy mates! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day so I thought we'll celebrate by providin' a thread fer all our pirate needs. So how's it goin' wit' yer plunderin' lately? Did ye catch anythin' good?

PS.
Pirate speak be mandatory here.
Edited by Michae on September 19, 2019 11:08AM
"I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
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  • HappyLittleTree
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    Ahoy heartie!

    I reckon that 'tis nah t' right place t' natter like a pirate, this ship be jus' full o' hate 'n cryin' about update 24!
    Thuu chakkuth lod Hajhiit c’oo? Hajhiit gortsuquth gorihuth thuu gooluthduj thdeitoluu!

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    and then the parrot said, "must be the water mines green too."
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    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Kaunas
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    Ingh spyte of thee bulwark ye scallybutts made ye yonder fer thee patch. Im glad'e to see yar makin a post for whats a good laugh arrr..
    *caugh* im sorry me nose be runnin cant talk much *caugh*
  • Michae
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    Th' natter about nerfs ain't a fun subject. I'd rather natter about mermaids, parrots 'n peglegs if ye ask me.
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
  • Saucy_Jack
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    This be involvin' pirates, though not 'till about page 14. Don't question yer captain, ye syphilitic scabby-arsed snotrag!
    Edited by Saucy_Jack on September 19, 2019 1:41PM
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  • Elwendryll
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    Ahoy! How are ye doin'? Let's celebrate this important day wit' a lot o' beverages 'n plunderin'.
    http://pirate.monkeyness.com/online_pirate_translator
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    Member of Brave Cat Trade, Panda Division and Toadhuggers.

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  • Michae
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    How about we spend this evenin' in a tavern, piratin' it out properly? European server, let's say Dagerfall. Who's wit' me? Say aye!
    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    This does involve pirates, though not until about page 14. Don't question it. Just go with it.

    I 'ave no idea wha' ye're sayin'. Can ye repeat that in a proper speak?

    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
  • blnchk
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    'tis*
    Edited by blnchk on September 19, 2019 11:30AM
  • Cadbury
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2j90qg_5_w
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Michae
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    I mentioned it in th' other thread but 'twould be nice if we could get a pirate clothin' pack today. Guess we'll find out in a few hours. Hopefully beauty luck will smile at us.
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
  • TheShadowScout
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    Michae wrote: »
    Ahoy mates! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day so I thought we'll celebrate by providin' a thread fer all our pirate needs. So how's it goin' wit' yer plunderin' lately? Did ye catch anythin' good?
    Arrrr!
    Ahoy ye seadawgs an' sons of biscuit eaters!
    Me Leska' is gunna be plunderin' fer sum gold dis evenin!
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    ...an prayin we mighta get som "high seas" expansion sumday!
  • Michae
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    I hope I'll be able t' get a proper hat someday so me bald head wouldna be scorchin' in th' sun anymore. 'tis much easier t' plunder that way. At least that's wha' ole cap'n Detritus be sayin'.
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    I was about t' say less movin' pictures 'n more natterin' but I remembered this 'n I jus' had t' share th' merryment.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw&t=2s
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
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    https://youtu.be/CARc1uUq1lA
    Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium dolorem que laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto beatae vitae dicta sunt explicabo. Nemo enim ipsam voluptatem quia voluptas sit aspernatur aut odit aut fugit, sed quia consequuntur magni dolores eos qui ratione voluptatem sequi nesciunt. Neque porro quisquam est, qui dolorem ipsum quia dolor sit amet, consectetur, adipisci velit, sed quia non numquam eius modi tempora incidunt ut labore et dolore magnam aliquam quaerat voluptatem. Ut enim ad minima veniam, quis nostrum exercitationem ullam corporis suscipit laboriosam, nisi ut aliquid ex ea commodi consequatur? Quis autem vel eum iure reprehenderit qui in ea voluptate velit esse quam nihil molestiae consequatur, vel illum qui dolorem eum fugiat quo voluptas nulla pariatur?
  • rotaugen454
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    Avast there! It be too late to alter coarse mateys. And there be plundering pirates in every cove, waiting to board.
    "Get off my lawn!"
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8ju_10NkGY&feature=share

    Arghh, this will get stuck in your head, me hearties!
  • Michae
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    So wha' do ye reckon about how rude 'n unpleasant scallywags can be on these forums? Where's all th' fun gone, why be everyone at eachother's throats? Do ye reckon they all needs some good plunderin' done so that they calm down?
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
  • Cadbury
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    Michae wrote: »
    So wha' do ye reckon about how rude 'n unpleasant scallywags can be on these forums? Where's all th' fun gone, why be everyone at eachother's throats? Do ye reckon they all needs some good plunderin' done so that they calm down?

    Booty. Booty solves everything.
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Hallothiel
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    But this one’s much better, my lovelies!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRjt4rCymM&feature=share
  • Knootewoot
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    Yarrrr, shiver me timber. It is time to dance the hempen jig.
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  • Hallothiel
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    Drink up, me hearties, yo ***!

    (Oh i want to be a pirate EVERY day! Look good in scarf and gold earrings)
  • Hallothiel
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    I can’t say h o ?!

    What is wrong with you people???!!!
  • Kaunas
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    I propose we' lads sail to em distant island over yonder and give em a good spook in de barrel! Thee patch scurveys arrre bringin down our fun argh!
  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    Why are pirates pirates ?
    That is because they yare ! :D
    Edited by Tommy_The_Gun on September 19, 2019 1:39PM
  • Saucy_Jack
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    What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
    ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber! SJ Scrubs: Playing games badly to make you feel better about yourself.
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    I downloaded game of thrones before it was released.
  • Elwendryll
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    Saucy_Jack wrote: »
    What's a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?

    You might think it's R, but it's actually the C.
    PC - EU - France - AD
    Main character: Qojikrin - Khajiit Sorcerer Tank/Stamina DD - since March 25, 2015.
    Guildmaster of Oriflamme: Focus on 4 player endgame content.
    Member of Brave Cat Trade, Panda Division and Toadhuggers.

    All 4-man trifectas - TTT, IR, GH
  • Michae
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    Ahoy mateys. Remember, 'tis Talk Like A Pirate Day, nah Talk About Pirates day. Use proper speak.
    Edited by Michae on September 19, 2019 2:03PM
    "I bear the cruel weight of certainty. Total, absolute, relentless certainty. People rarely comprehend the luxury of doubt... the freedom that comes with indecision. I envy you."
    ―Sotha Sil

    @Michae PC/EU
  • mystfit
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    The pledge today is Blackheart Haven, if you go be sure and say arrrrrr to the pirates!
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    Arrr?

    Arrr!


    Hallothiel wrote: »
    I can’t say h o ?!

    What is wrong with you people???!!!

    Well, that's going to be a problem for Santa at Christmas time.
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