Summarize A Faction (Poorly)

ExoArchivist

Right here's how this works. Write a terrible summary of a faction or group and then stick the name of that group in a spoiler. See if you can guess the groups/factions without looking at the spoiler.

I'll start.

A bunch of grouchy Dunmer stick-in-the-muds who are so serious about being serious they are in fact comical.

House Redoran

Aristocles22

A group of elven supremacists desperate to show the world that they are not, in fact, supremacists, even though their pet cats aren't fooled. They put down a group of other elven supremacists who were too overt about their intentions.

First Aldmeri Dominion

VaranisArano

Out with the old, in with the new! We'll wipe out the old customs and tear down the old religion by killing everyone who argues with us. Even you!

King Kurog and Forge Mother Alga from Orsinium

Aristocles22

Three groups with totally different religions, politics, environments, social structures, and biology, as well as long-standing rivalries who have decided to form a single faction. Truly an alliance for the ages.

Ebonheart Pact

yodased

One over 4

25%....... Ooooo FACTION

Aristocles22

An alliance made up of countries which can't even hold themselves together.

Daggerfall Covenant

ArchMikem

Reverse vegans who start wars over their wood.

Bosmer

They have Merchants to sell you something, and Pick Pockets to lift that something off you for the Merchants so they can just sell it back to you again tomorrow.

Baandari

Sticks and Stones may break the undead's bones, but my sword never will.

Redguard

Robo_Hobo

The worst guards ever. Instead of protecting their namesake, they commit genocide against them.

Dragonguard

Because some guy couldn't accept losing a war, he screamed and threw a temper tantrum until his people gave up their most powerful ability (because that's supposed to help them win future wars I guess), then went and lived on a mountain and started an order and a religion about not speaking.

Jurgen Windcaller and the Greybeards