Alright, everyone! Time for another nail-biting competition to see which deity's got the biggest chops in Nirn! We had a TON of suggestions come in, which brought the total number of aspiring champions to a hefty
FIFTY-SIX - by the gods!
NOW WITH CURRENT STANDINGS UPDATED WOWEE ZOWEE
Without further ado, I give you the
WHOLE LIST OF FIGHTERS along with their lore links from UESP, in no particular order (the numbers are simply to help with the picking). If you see someone in a poll and have no idea who they are, I'll link this page every time so you can delve into the sweet sweet lore of each fighter!
FINAL STANDINGSSUPREME EPIC GOD-CHAMPIONLAWRENCE SCHICK OH MY GOSHObliterated in the Black Hole of Futility
1.
Azura 1A WINNER, 2A WINNER, QUARTERFINALS 1 WINNER, OCTAGON R3 WINNER, SEMIFINALS 2 WINNER
18.
Akatosh 1H WINNER, 2A WINNER, QUARTERFINALS 5 WINNER, OCTAGON R2 WINNER, SEMIFINALS 1 WINNER, CHAMPIONSHIP WINNERBuried in the Dung Heap of Pointlessness
29.
Sithis 1F WINNER, 2G WINNER, QUARTERFINALS 3 WINNER, OCTAGON R1 WINNER
31.
Lorkhan 1E WINNER, 2E WINNER, QUARTERFINALS 6 WINNER, OCTAGON R4 WINNERPooped out the Butt of Wretchedness
9.
Mephala 1C WINNER, 2C WINNER, QUARTERFINALS 7 WINNER
27.
Sotha Sil 1D WINNER, 2B WINNER, QUARTERFINALS 4 WINNER
41.
Auri-El 1B WINNER, 2F WINNER, QUARTERFINALS 8 WINNER
45.
The Hist 1D WINNER, 2C WINNER, QUARTERFINALS 2 WINNERDumped onto the Trash Heap of Crappiness
2.
Boethiah 1E WINNER, 2F WINNER
4.
Hermaeus Mora 1D WINNER, 2H WINNER
10.
Meridia 1H WINNER, 2B WINNER
13.
Nocturnal 1F WINNER, 2G WINNER
16.
Sheogorath 1G WINNER, 2E WINNER
17.
Vaermina 1F WINNER, 2D WINNER
20.
Dibella 1C WINNER, 2D WINNER
32.
Y'ffre 1B WINNER, 2H WINNERTossed into the Garbage Can of Patheticness
3.
Clavicus Vile 1C WINNER
5.
Hircine 1E WINNER
6.
Jyggalag 1C WINNER
7.
Malacath 1F WINNER
15.
Sanguine 1A WINNER
19.
Arkay 1E WINNER
21.
Julianos 1G WINNER
22.
Kynareth 1D WINNER
23.
Mara 1G WINNER
26.
Almalexia 1G WINNER
28.
Vivec 1H WINNER
34.
Magnus 1H WINNER
37.
Rajhin 1B WINNER
52.
Dagoth Ur 1A WINNER
54.
Jone and Jode 1A WINNER
56.
Padomay 1B WINNERFlushed down the Toilet of Worthlessness
8.
Mehrunes Dagon
11.
Molag Bal
12.
Namira
14.
Peryite
24.
Stendarr
25.
Zenithar
30.
Anu
33.
Trinimac
36.
Alduin
35.
Baan Dar
38.
The All-Maker
39.
The Adversary
40.
The Three Old Gods
42.
Syrabane
43.
Phynaster
44.
Xarxes
46.
The Wilderking/Wilderqueen
47.
HoonDing
48.
Ruptga/Tall Papa
49.
Leki
50.
Onsi
51.
Sai
53.
The Night Mother
55.
Mannimarco
As a reminder the requirements for consideration were:
1. They must be worshipped, or have been worshipped in the past, by someone, somewhere.
2. They must be a distinct entity (why Lorkhan/Shezarr/Shor are all the same competitor)
3. They must have existed during or before the time of Elder Scrolls Online i.e. during or before 2E 583 (which is why Talos/Tiber Septim is out)
4. Yes, despite feedback, there will be another boss fight, because of course there will be another boss fight. Neener neener.
Edited by Saucy_Jack on September 29, 2019 5:04PM ALL HAIL SNUGGLORR THE MAGNIFICENT, KING OF THE RNG AND NIRN'S ONE TRUE GOD! Also, become a Scrub-scriber!
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