Update: PTS Week 2 Changes

AbysmalGhul

MOAR Combat changes PVP

1. To change the direction of this game, we are further simplifying combat for the better. All PVP combat will now be turn based! Cyrodiil will now be comprised of Eleventy-Billion grid squares.
2. Combat will simplified even further. Rock>Scissors>Paper>Rock
3. Racial passives will be adjusted
Argonian: Can move an additional 10+ grid squares after using a potion
Nord: Due to their articulate thought process, will eat 4 grid squares and move to the nearest tree to sleep off the food coma
Dark Elf: Will enslave 4 acres worth of grid squares
High Elf: Will transform into Vanus and brag about how great they are by every grid square they advance
Khajiit: Has the wares and will sell you additional grid squares or get hyper and chase their tail from mass Skooma consumption
Wood Elf: Can dodge roll grid squares and stack penetration (60 max stacks)
All other races will become pet sorcs and can streak the entirety of Cyrodiil".
4. Cyrodiil will be now referred to as "CRYODIIL"
5. Werewolf Transformation: When you transform, you will bite yourself and cause 10x the normal bleed damage on yourself. Transforming with another player, be it foe or friendly, you will turn on each other and enter auto combat. Self inflicted bleed damage is increased 100x the normal rate. (Sorcs gain 5 shield stacks)
6. Two-Handed+ light armor is now king
7. Stacking crit resist now results in 3 day account suspension per stack
8. Entering CRYODIIL with PVE gear equipped will apply a debuff called " Get Rekt"
9. The Phoenix set will no longer resurrect a player when they die, but instead, it will type in zone chat " It was a prank!" and all will be forgiven

PVE Combat

1.Weapon swapping will disable 1st and 5th set piece bonuses
2.Weapon swapping will now have a cool down time of infinite
3. Weapon swapping during cool down will delete your character
4. CP has been removed and will be sold into individual sections in the crown store or earned through daily log in rewards
5. A new class will be introduced. The new class is appropriately named " The Bubbly Orb tossing stacking springs warrior"
The Bubbly Orb tossing stacking springs warrior: Ultimate#1: "Stop bullying me" Cost: 500 Ultimate. " Don't throw any support buffs and heals towards stacked groups" effect last 45 minutes. Ultimate#2: " I like the changes, deal with it!! >:(" Cost: All of your Sustain. " Spams regeneration on self, cause I'm not a heal bot" effect last duration...until kicked
6. AOE abilities: Wall of elements, liquid lighting, caltrops etc etc will be reduced in damage by another 62%. AOE effects will no longer have the ability to be cast on the ground, but instead, will land on the caster while damaging equipment at an alarming rate.
7. All repair kits have been removed from the game and can now be earned through the Mid-Year mayhem event.
8. A new potion will available through the crown store. The new potion is called " You don't what you got till it's gone and I'll I got is this potion" Cost 200 crowns per potion. Effects: Spams orbs, springs, and every healing ability know to man. Duration: 0.5 seconds. Cool down: 4 hours. User will also receive the new weapon swap cool down
9. Loading screens will now have an additional cast time added to the " This may be an unusually long time" message (Applies to PVP also)


TOS Update

All Stam sorcs and Stamplars will now be legally required to change their names to Kyle. All Kyles must update their PSN's, Gamertags, @handles, and discord names in the order they were changed (ex: Kyle #1, Kyle#2 etc etc etc)

pdblake

They're only minor changes, we'll get used to them.

Peekachu99

Why waste your time and mental health on this kind of absurd trolling? Go play another game if you loathe ESO so much. That’s the only solution for so many of you.

jainiadral

*giggle* I needed that laugh more than I want to admit

Mettaricana

Laughed at the grid based dunmer ebslave 10 spaces lmfao

LordGavus

I like the changes, everyone will just have to adapt.

rotaugen454

MMOs are all about constant change. I welcome these changes!

TequilaFire

Wait, somebody leaked the patch notes again?

Attackfrog

Looks good. Excited for these changes!

Attackfrog

Also: any idea what kind of parsing we can expect after these go live?

Agenericname

Attackfrog wrote: »

Also: any idea what kind of parsing we can expect after these go live?

9000 crowns per second.