Little Junior

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*little junior walks into his mommy's bedroom one morning*

"Mommy what's a "crash grab"?

*mommy gently pulls junior up into her lap, pulling little junior's curly locks to the side so see can peer deeply into his eyes*

"It's when a company releases an unfinished game, takes everyone's money, and then seemingly disappears", she reluctantly whispers.

"But mommy, how can they get away with this on a console game where they have only 1 hardware configuration to tune and support?"

*mommy sits there perplexed with a deer in the headlight look*

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    You had a specific game in mind? Because as a multi-platform release, ESO is not designed for a single set of hardware specifications.
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    Sansoul wrote: »
    *little junior walks into his mommy's bedroom one morning*

    "Mommy what's a "crash grab"?

    *mommy gently pulls junior up into her lap, pulling little junior's curly locks to the side so see can peer deeply into his eyes*

    "It's when a company releases an unfinished game, takes everyone's money, and then seemingly disappears", she reluctantly whispers.

    "But mommy, how can they get away with this on a console game where they have only 1 hardware configuration to tune and support?"

    *mommy sits there perplexed with a deer in the headlight look*

    Crash Grab

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  • Neoealth
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    I hate crash grabs, so annoying.
  • Sansoul
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    Neoealth wrote: »
    I hate crash grabs, so annoying.

    Imagine rolling a new car off the lot that won't exceed 45 mph, the radio only intermittently works and the A/C is broken. You call the dealer and they tell you fixes are coming.

    Oh wait, that doesn't happen because there are lemon laws in that industry. Hence why we need lemon laws in this industry.

    This is why I've written numerous letters to Senators and Reps over the last couple years detailing what this industry has been getting away with and begging for consumer protections akin to other industries...



  • ryzen_gamer_gal
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    commonly referred to as fraud


    I just went to walmart to see about a 124$ 50 inch 4k television advertised on the web page as IN STOCK at my local store in the walmart app. The clerk offered me instead 20$ off a 300$ television that was 4k. Classic bait and switch I took a screen shot of the app advertising the tv for that price as in stock. Was in there at 6 am looking for it. Think i need a lawyer.


    If you are really that unhappy with eso and zeni in general, get a lawyer and file a class action lawsuit. Complaining only accomplishes so much.


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    “Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will. Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them, and these will continue till they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.”

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    https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/951719-power-concedes-nothing-without-a-demand-it-never-did-and
    Edited by ryzen_gamer_gal on July 3, 2019 12:36PM
  • gp1680
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    Inb4 ZOS crash grabs this post.
  • Sansoul
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    gp1680 wrote: »
    Inb4 ZOS crash grabs this post.

    I always love when people provide an empirical exhibition of the toxicity that is ruining online games.

    Thanks bro!
  • andreasv
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    Crash grab eh. That's when thieves crash a car into a store and grab whatever they can before running off. I'm guessing mommy looks perplexed in the end because she realised she explained a cash grab instead of a crash and grab.
  • Eraldus
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    Sansoul wrote: »
    gp1680 wrote: »
    Inb4 ZOS crash grabs this post.

    I always love when people provide an empirical exhibition of the toxicity that is ruining online games.

    Thanks bro!

    Oh, the irony!
  • Sansoul
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    Eraldus wrote: »
    Sansoul wrote: »
    gp1680 wrote: »
    Inb4 ZOS crash grabs this post.

    I always love when people provide an empirical exhibition of the toxicity that is ruining online games.

    Thanks bro!

    Oh, the irony!

    I know right? Forum is full of it. Thanks again!
  • gp1680
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    Sansoul wrote: »
    gp1680 wrote: »
    Inb4 ZOS crash grabs this post.

    I always love when people provide an empirical exhibition of the toxicity that is ruining online games.

    Thanks bro!

    Lol bro..I’m on your side. Look at my prior posts and you’ll see my opinions on ZOS. Unfortunately, ZOS is not concerned with your concerns.
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    The quality of forum posts have degraded significantly over the years.
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    • Sephyr
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      The quality of forum posts have degraded significantly over the years.

      It's like playing Go Fish. Sometimes you find a decent, thoughtful thread. Other times...
    • WeerW3ir
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      Whats the meaning of this topic? 😅
    • yodased
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      Wow ypu really do want to get banned
      Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
    • Sansoul
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      yodased wrote: »
      Wow ypu really do want to get banned

      You need a restock on tissue and coloring books?
    • yodased
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      I do. Are you offering to purchase them for me?
      Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.
    • Sansoul
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      All this kid does is find a target for his hate and then follow their threads around like an unhinged creepy stalker type.

      The mental image people like this give me is.... disturbing to say the least. Seriously browse his posts. Just a sad, toxic little puppy who thinks everyone should share his opinion and his opinion only.
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