Elder Scrolls Online Gothic

Seleval

ESO Gothic

-You have entered this dungeon for the one hundreth time, running to the bosses, killing them, clearing out the dungeon, searching for the chests. You still haven't gotten the piece you need. How much time has passed? You just don't know.

-"Comrade" You hear. Oh no. They have found you. "A word." They continue as you start to run. "Over here, Initiate." You cannot escape.

-"The Guild has need of you, comrade." You are still running. Have you ever stopped? You need to escape.

-"Do you know how long I've been looking for you?" Stuga says. It almost feels like home.

-You try to teleport. "You are busy" appears on your screen. You are not busy.

-"Someone declined the invite" the group finder says. Noone has declined the invite. "You were placed at the front of the queue."

-"Forming group" It says. Nothing happens. You're not sure how long it's been trying to form the group. You go fishing.

-"At'avar, where are you?" You point to where At'avar is. He still hasn't found him. You give up.

-You equip a new outfit. Your pauldrons are floating. Maybe someday you can float like them.

-You are trying to use a Crafting Station but a bear stands over it. You cannot push it aside, or target the station. You sigh, and search for a different place.

-You cannot see anything on screen anymore. The Twilight Matriarch flaps her wings right into your face. It clips through her wings as you start to cry.

-A necromancer summons their Flesh Atronarch Ultimate. You have an immediate fight or flight response.

-"CC immunity" You say, as you take a sip of your drink. "I haven't heard that name in a long time."

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AlienSlof

You get an awesome right there for making me smile on a depressing day! I'll add one:

"Come here, Vestige..."

UntilValhalla13

*This may be an unusually long load time.*

"Hold! I was sent for you!"

*Today, you decide to jog ON TOP of your mount.*

*Summons Tythis from my magic pocket* "How may I be of serv...." *Tythis immediately teleports 8 feet away*

*weapon loses its charge and the game just can't even for a half a second*

And there's a bgs team comprised of 4 pet sorcs, running both pets, AND Maw of the Infernal, heavy attacking with lightning staves.

VaranisArano

*rides away from the harborage, congratulating myself on saving another companions, and ready for a drink*

"Vestige! Come to the Harborage at once. We must speak."

"I was just there!!!"

Gythral

Whoa, mighty warrior! (to my bookworm crafter out to find a skyshard)

VaranisArano

*stuck in combat*

"Its been more than six seconds since I attacked anyone or have been hit."
*stuck in combat*

"I don't have any HOTs running..."
*stuck in combat*

"Maybe if I go into this keep where there are no enemies and wait a bit?
*stuck in combat*

"I've been standing on the transitus shrine for a minute, no fighting anywhere around, and I'm still in combat? WTF?!"
*stuck in combat*

*home keep flags*
*stuck in combat*

"Arrrgh!"

Seleval

"Halt there, sera" The Guard at the gate og Deshaan, Mournhold, says. But you won't stop.
"Halt there, sera." He says as you walk out again. You never halt.

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These comments have been hilarious. Looking forward to read more!

ArchMikem

Your son is hungry.

Chicken Nugger, stares at you from the page.

You do not understand.

wishlist14

" There were too many, too many of them........"

Sees one fat khajiit running off with a huge plate of moon sugar cookies

Gythral

For the 80th time, I've told you help is on the way

(just how many hundreds of times have I heard that!!!) (twice in each direction...)

Seleval

Oh, I just remembered one!

You are running from the enemies and two ranged ones keep following and attacking you.
You run and run and leave the area behind you.
"Finally" You think, stopping to take a breath: "Finally I´m safe."
An arrow hits you.
You are behind a wall.
"Okay, I´ll defeat them." You step out of your cover.
You attack them once, they decide you are not worth fighting anymore and leave.

Mettaricana

*I got rejected from shad astula magic academy * 2000 tries lady give the f*** up yer not a wizard harry

*what never seen a woodelf before?*(lady i am a f***ing woodelf theres a whole friggan Forest full of them your not special even by ebonheart pact standards...

*do you know how....* I'm gonna stop you right there stuga *does all of orsinium just to kill the king who sent you to bother me in the first place...*

*spontaneous death from invisible attack the boss didn't telegraph*

* getting sniped shot blasted range dmg from the spawn point in bgs*

*Armor breaks from death but never from combat*

*stares glirion down menacingly as he tells me rilis is up to no good questioning how many soul gems is that a**hole carrying*

LordGavus

Boss prepares large aoe attack
You dodge roll clear of the red
You continue your rotation
You die to aoe anyway