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Necromancers, Bring Your Jokes!

Matthew_Galvanus
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as the title says, bring out the funniest jokes you know about necromancers, be it puns or humor based on their profession, bring it all in.
I'll start us off.

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  • kirasdream
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    Not a joke per se but this makes me laugh.
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  • Skullstachio
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    This will tickle your funny bone.
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    If you see me anywhere. Know that I am sitting back with a bag of popcorn, watching as ESO burns the goodwill of its player base with practices that only disrespects the players time like it did to me and many others...

    If a game does not respect your time, best thing to do is move on from it and find something else.
  • Noxavian
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    ESO's necromancer doesn't have a single spell related to raising zombies
  • Kalgert
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    The Necromancer fantasy:
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    The Necromancer reality:
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  • SFDB
    SFDB
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    Necromancer Brothel: Crack open a cold one!
  • SydneyGrey
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    NECROMANCER, definition:

    A guy who only wants you for your body. B)
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