as the title says, bring out the funniest jokes you know about necromancers, be it puns or humor based on their profession, bring it all in.
I'll start us off.
If you see me anywhere. Know that I am sitting back with a bag of popcorn, watching as ESO burns the goodwill of its player base with practices that only disrespects the players time like it did to me and many others...
If a game does not respect your time, best thing to do is move on from it and find something else.