ESO LUXURY FURNITURE VENDOR ITEMS - 2019/04/26

BenevolentBowd

What is offered this week?
The Luxury Furnisher Vendor (Zanil Theran) is located in Cicero’s Food & General Goods shop in the Hollow City, Coldharbour.

1. Bandages, Blood-Soaked 2,000g
2. Body Cage, 5,000g
3. Torture Rack 5,000g
4. Corpse, Burned Seated 2,500g NEW
5. Corpse, Burned Sprawled 2,500g NEW
6. Orcish Burial Urn, Exhumed 20,000g
7. Torture Wheel 100,000g

All 52 weeks of luxury items are on my ESO Calendar

http://benevolentbowd.ca/calendar/
http://benevolentbowd.ca/calendar/calendar-aus/
http://benevolentbowd.ca/calendar/calendar-eu/
Related: http://benevolentbowd.ca/games/esotu/esotu-chronicle-of-luxury-furnisher-vendor-items/

Enemoriana

Corpier

How quaint, more torture instruments. As if one week dedicated to them wasn't enough.

Enemoriana

Corpier wrote: »

How quaint, more torture instruments. As if one week dedicated to them wasn't enough.

There's always two weeks.

Iluvrien

Corpier wrote: »

How quaint, more torture instruments. As if one week dedicated to them wasn't enough.

I suppose even the edgelords (and ladies) have to be catered to sometimes.

Tasear

😍 my nercomancer lair likes corpses...and at affordable prices.

Tan9oSuccka

Corpier wrote: »

How quaint, more torture instruments. As if one week dedicated to them wasn't enough.

Agreed. Ugh.

James-Wayne

Death is only the beginning!

Corpier

"Enemoriana wrote: »

There's always two weeks.

Learn something new every day. Might be nice though if they condensed these themed items into 1 week instead of 2. Would open up the possibility of twice as much variety.

In the mean time this week's merch may also find a market for bdsm.

Jhalin

No lie I’ve been wanting those charred corpses as furniture options. Way easier to create a more realistic scene than using those midyear mayhem corpses for everything

Now we just need some proper ash clouds and lava flow falls

SydneyGrey

Now I want to get a burnt corpse so that I can pose my magma scamp on top of it.

phaneub17_ESO

This is the precursory to Chiropractors.

Jaraal

Picturing some of the creative ways these corpses will be positioned in peoples houses......

Girl_Number8

Thnx OP as usual....

I am not going to visit my friends houses after this for a bit. Because I know they will make a whole arena enclosure out of corpses and corpse floors. If you can stand on them, there will be hopping up and down a floating corpse staircase. They will probably be impaled on spiked banners....Maybe stacked on the bonfire at the beach and other things I don't want to see.

AlienSlof

I love the torture gear - great for equipping my torture chambers. I have one in most of my houses.

It's fine to not be interested in this stuff - I didn't care for the recent religious stuff or the wedding stuff. Most of my characters are vampires and just avoid anything holy or wedding!

Cadbury

Corpier wrote: »

"Enemoriana wrote: »

There's always two weeks.

In the mean time this week's merch may also find a market for bdsm.

Well, it'll help with my 50 shades themed manor. Now to find a bosmer named Ana...

Girl_Number8 wrote: »

Thnx OP as usual....

I am not going to visit my friends houses after this for a bit. Because I know they will make whole arena enclosure out of corpses and corpse floors. If you can stand on them, there will be hopping up and down a floating corpse staircase. They will probably be impaled on spiked banners....Maybe stacked on the bonfire at the beach and other things I don't want to see.

"corpse floors"

Girl_Number8

Cadbury wrote: »

Corpier wrote: »

"Enemoriana wrote: »

There's always two weeks.

In the mean time this week's merch may also find a market for bdsm.

Well, it'll help with my 50 shades themed manor. Now to find a bosmer named Ana...

Girl_Number8 wrote: »

Thnx OP as usual....

I am not going to visit my friends houses after this for a bit. Because I know they will make whole arena enclosure out of corpses and corpse floors. If you can stand on them, there will be hopping up and down a floating corpse staircase. They will probably be impaled on spiked banners....Maybe stacked on the bonfire at the beach and other things I don't want to see.

"corpse floors"

Classic Cadbury xD

rotaugen454

These will look good in my Witches Coven house.

Shadow_Akula

Here’s my creation using the corpses 😈
Lava-Mosh-Pit 😈
https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/shadow-akula-96/screenshot/12029777

Girl_Number8

Shadow_Akula wrote: »

Here’s my creation using the corpses 😈
Lava-Mosh-Pit 😈
https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/shadow-akula-96/screenshot/12029777

Ouh....that is nice!! Would be even better with Jinjer playing in the background

NotaDaedraWorshipper

*Does the Finger Pyramid of Evil Contemplation*

Excellent.

valeriiya

Lovely, these will fit right in with my torture house theme!

Shadow_Akula

Girl_Number8 wrote: »

Shadow_Akula wrote: »

Here’s my creation using the corpses 😈
Lava-Mosh-Pit 😈
https://gamerdvr.com/gamer/shadow-akula-96/screenshot/12029777

Ouh....that is nice!! Would be even better with Jinjer playing in the background

Don’t encourage me 😆 I’ll probably be doing a video of my house as it progresses and each time it gets to that part of the house I’ll just blast a random song each time and add screenshake and stuff lol 😆

HowellQagan

Those burnt corpses are perfect for roleplaying the "Luke Skywalker returns home after their farm was raided by Stormtroopers" scene.

Tasear

Just dropped 80k corpses...I can rest in peace now.

xxthir13enxx

I suddenly wish I’d bought more....