The Crownstore Unicorn is a Fake.

Viscous119
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The skin is awful and the Unicorn horn isn't even real. It's a fricken patched on its head with a pad on it. Shame on you ESO. :o
  • Quantact
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    Viscous119 wrote: »
    The skin is awful and the Unicorn horn isn't even real. It's a fricken patched on its head with a pad on it. Shame on you ESO. :o

    There's a lot of people very happy to be able to buy it, though...
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    And here I thought if the crown store ever sold a unicorn it would be a real unicorn.
  • Quantact
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    idk wrote: »
    And here I thought if the crown store ever sold a unicorn it would be a real unicorn.

    Hopscotch lovers will not survive...

  • Ye_Olde_Crowe
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    It was fake last year and it's still fake this year. What did you expect from an April 1st offer?
    It goes very well with my traveling 'entertainer' and his monkey, though. Has these sideshow vibes just like the rest of my assassin's posse.
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  • Myrkgrav
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    It’s a great mount. I love it. Insta buy.
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  • Danikat
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    That's why it's called a "unicorn" and sold during the Jester's Festival.

    On the plus side it won't kill you for drawing a weapon, like Oblivion's unicorn would.
    PC EU player | She/her/hers | PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!

    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • Hotdog_23
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    My granddaughter loves <3 the horse . It's why I purchased it because she loves riding around with it. :)
  • AlienSlof
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    I bought it last year because it's an Appaloosa and I love them. :)
    RIP Atherton, my beautiful little gentle friend. I will miss you forever. Without you I am a hollow shell.
  • MagicalLija
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    is everyone here getting pranked, like well played dude
  • Reverb
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    This again? I love recycled drama.
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  • VaranisArano
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    Oh, you do NOT want an actual unicorn mount.

    I had one in TES IV Oblivion.

    *shudders*
  • Watchdog
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    Viscous119 wrote: »
    The skin is awful and the Unicorn horn isn't even real. It's a fricken patched on its head with a pad on it. Shame on you ESO. :o

    The unicorn being fake was the very reason I bought it. :)
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  • Kikke
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    there are no unicorns in Tamriel. so not weird it would be a 'fake' one tbh.
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    Viscous119 wrote: »
    The skin is awful and the Unicorn horn isn't even real. It's a fricken patched on its head with a pad on it. Shame on you ESO. :o

    When this first came out it was pointed out that it is a horse in armor. If you google "chanfron", you'll see ZOS weren't the first people to get the idea of making a "unicorn".

    https://www.nga.gov/features/slideshows/the-art-of-power.html#slide_26

    https://www.alamy.com/horses-armour-chanfron-steel-tipped-mascaron-part-of-farnese-armour-a-present-of-king-philip-ii-of-spain-to-alessandro-farnese-famous-general-and-governor-of-the-netherlands-1578-see-17-01-02-1-28-milan-workshop-bluesteel-gold-and-silver-inv-a-1132-author-piccinino-lucio-location-kunsthistorisches-museum-ruestkammer-vienna-austria-image219828375.html
  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    AlienSlof wrote: »
    I bought it last year because it's an Appaloosa and I love them. :)

    Me too. We had two mares at the stables, ten years ago.
    In-game username: Un1korn | Happy member of the PCNA UESP guild (Resident Daggerfall Covenant enjoyer) | Main & basically only character: Crucian Vulpin, Imperial Dragonknight of the Daggerfall Covenant, and Undaunted Bulwark (I tank) | Mountain bike enjoyer and vulpine appreciator | If you know me from PCEU: No | To ZOS: THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BRING MY HORSE INTO BATTLE!
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    Kikke wrote: »
    there are no unicorns in Tamriel. so not weird it would be a 'fake' one tbh.

    Er...there are definitely unicorms (albeit rare) in Tamriel.
    Believe me, its hard to forget this homicidal beauty from TES IV Oblivion.
    600px-OB-creature-Unicorn.jpg
    Edited by VaranisArano on April 2, 2019 2:16PM
  • Wildberryjack
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    If it were a real Unicorn I might consider buying it but it's just another horse in armor, so pass. I like the way the mane looks but that's not enough to add it to my already-got-too-many-horses collection LOL.
    Edited by Wildberryjack on April 2, 2019 3:54PM
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  • Danikat
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    Technically there usually aren't unicorns in Tamriel. They're native to Hircine's plane of Oblivion and he occasionally brings them to Tamriel (and possibly other places on Nirn) for special hunts. That's what the one in Oblivion was for - you were supposed to hunt and kill it as part of Hircine's quest.

    So it's entirely possible a real unicorn could show up in ESO at some point, but it's highly unlikely to be a mount and would be pretty impractical if it was because, as @VaranisArano said the one in Oblivion is a bit of a psychotic pacifist and will attack anyone who draws a weapon near it, including the player.
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    "Remember in this game we call life that no one said it's fair"
  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    Danikat wrote: »
    Technically there usually aren't unicorns in Tamriel. They're native to Hircine's plane of Oblivion and he occasionally brings them to Tamriel (and possibly other places on Nirn) for special hunts. That's what the one in Oblivion was for - you were supposed to hunt and kill it as part of Hircine's quest.

    So it's entirely possible a real unicorn could show up in ESO at some point, but it's highly unlikely to be a mount and would be pretty impractical if it was because, as @VaranisArano said the one in Oblivion is a bit of a psychotic pacifist and will attack anyone who draws a weapon near it, including the player.

    As much as it pains me to agree. (IRL I practice what my doctor described as a cult-like worship of unicorns. No, I am not making this up. My room is literally a shrine.)

    But I agree. The TES lore is the lore.
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  • MADGODMARCH
    That's the Joke.
    It's a fun looking Mount, though?
    Edited by MADGODMARCH on April 2, 2019 8:03PM
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  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    That's the Joke.
    It's a fun looking Mount, though?

    Oh yes I love him regardless. The gold/white colour "scheme" he has means he matches my Templar healer perfectly.
    Edited by CMDR_Un1k0rn on April 2, 2019 9:21PM
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  • luizhd
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    Can we have fake unicorn wolf and bear mounts too????
  • Living_Ded
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    Uhm duh?

    (I mean it has a golden plate with a horn fashioned on it .. really people ..)

    I'm being sarcastic I know but...

    LOL

    Yea we all want a unicorn mount - I think this was their troll-ish answer to that request?

    10/10 Would buy again. >:)
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  • Spartabunny08
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    I had to have the unicorn mount, since I really like unicorns. I'm ok with it being fake; I actually thought how they did it was pretty clever. HOWEVER, I really wanted it to be a pretty horse. I'd love it like the sparkle horse, only white with flowers and ribbons in its mane and tail and shimmering.
  • Living_Ded
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    I had to have the unicorn mount, since I really like unicorns. I'm ok with it being fake; I actually thought how they did it was pretty clever. HOWEVER, I really wanted it to be a pretty horse. I'd love it like the sparkle horse, only white with flowers and ribbons in its mane and tail and shimmering.

    ....and maybe some glitter :)
    @LivingDed
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  • Sgtmeg
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    Viscous119 wrote: »
    The skin is awful and the Unicorn horn isn't even real. It's a fricken patched on its head with a pad on it. Shame on you ESO. :o

    It says outright that it's not a real unicorn.
  • Reistr_the_Unbroken
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    If it wasn’t a flash sale I’d have gotten it (bc that’s the one mount I like besides my Fang lair corset and mind-shriven horse) but there’s always next year
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    Er...there are definitely unicorms (albeit rare) in Tamriel.
    Believe me, its hard to forget this homicidal beauty from TES IV Oblivion.
    600px-OB-creature-Unicorn.jpg
    Reminds me of how much prettier the horses were in Oblivion. ESO needs to hire whoever made that unicorn to do horse mounts in this game.
  • Michae
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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Er...there are definitely unicorms (albeit rare) in Tamriel.
    Believe me, its hard to forget this homicidal beauty from TES IV Oblivion.
    600px-OB-creature-Unicorn.jpg
    Reminds me of how much prettier the horses were in Oblivion. ESO needs to hire whoever made that unicorn to do horse mounts in this game.

    The Snow-Blanket Sorrel Horse is really pretty, it has this Oblivion feel to it and really detailed texture. I'm not a fan of horses in this game but I love this one.
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  • CMDR_Un1k0rn
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    Michae wrote: »
    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Er...there are definitely unicorms (albeit rare) in Tamriel.
    Believe me, its hard to forget this homicidal beauty from TES IV Oblivion.
    600px-OB-creature-Unicorn.jpg
    Reminds me of how much prettier the horses were in Oblivion. ESO needs to hire whoever made that unicorn to do horse mounts in this game.

    The Snow-Blanket Sorrel Horse is really pretty, it has this Oblivion feel to it and really detailed texture. I'm not a fan of horses in this game but I love this one.

    First thing I purchased from the store since joining PC. Lovely horse. My Breton Sorc DD rides him.
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