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YOB
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The Hamsters can not handle the amount of new players.🆘

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  • StormeReigns
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    I think a gerbil got mixed in with the hamsters.
  • KoultouraS
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    this is a feature...
    ESO 101 : "How NOT to be thankful , when robbed"
  • Throxx
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    This is a buff if ....
  • JamieAubrey
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    Working as intended
  • Sanguinor2
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    Did you check if you have a valid Internet Connection and did you disable all your addons? (quick edit for People that think Im serious, rest assured Im not)
    Edited by Sanguinor2 on March 23, 2019 9:40PM
    Politeness is respecting others.
    Courage is doing what is fair.
    Modesty is speaking of oneself without vanity.
    Self control is keeping calm even when anger rises.
    Sincerity is expressing oneself without concealing ones thoughts.
    Honor is keeping ones word.
  • Alinhbo_Tyaka
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    Nothing more than ZOS bringing balance by their favorite method, The Nerf.
  • Alucardo
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    HaVe yOu tRiEd uPdAtInG YoUr aDdOns?
  • driosketch
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    :sos:

    Wait, how did you get that SOS icon in the title?
    Main: Drio Azul ~ DC, Redguard, Healer/Magicka Templar ~ NA-PC
    ●The Psijic Order●The Sidekick Order●Great House Hlaalu●Bal-Busters●
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    driosketch wrote: »
    :sos:

    Wait, how did you get that SOS icon in the title?

    🆘 Phone
  • InvictusApollo
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    It just works.
  • Billdor
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    ♿ZOS INFRASTRUCTURE TEAM COMING THROUGH♿
  • Bhaal5
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    Billdor wrote: »
    ♿ZOS INFRASTRUCTURE TEAM COMING THROUGH♿

    Na mate, theyve been on coffee break since 2014
  • driosketch
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    Tasear wrote: »
    driosketch wrote: »
    :sos:

    Wait, how did you get that SOS icon in the title?

    🆘 Phone

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    Well I have house but not SOS on mine.
    Edited by driosketch on March 23, 2019 10:47PM
    Main: Drio Azul ~ DC, Redguard, Healer/Magicka Templar ~ NA-PC
    ●The Psijic Order●The Sidekick Order●Great House Hlaalu●Bal-Busters●
  • Prof_Bawbag
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    I know what will fix it, more events and even more content.
  • Tasear
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    driosketch wrote: »
    Tasear wrote: »
    driosketch wrote: »
    :sos:

    Wait, how did you get that SOS icon in the title?

    🆘 Phone

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    Well I have house but not SOS on mine.

    Google keyboard
  • Ratzkifal
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    You can't make a computer out of poetry!
    This Bosmer was tortured to death. There is nothing left to be done.
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    "Knee-jerk reactionist."
    Lost Depths, 2015-2022.
  • Anotherone773
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    One of the features of ESO is that they do not charge extra for slow motion.
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    ESO implementation of bullet time... everything goes real slow.. then real fast... (then usually dead)
    Drank Sinatra Sr - PvP Magblade - DC
    Juggathot - PvP Mag Sorc - DC
    Jedi Mind Crits - PvP A-Hole Bowblade - DC
    Dollar Store Thor - PvP Stamplar - DC
    The Bone Sumpremacy - baby Stamcro - DC
    Wârden Freeman - PvP Stamden - DC (on hold)
    Lauryn Heal - PvE Magplar DPS - DC

    Lil Orc Chop - PvP Stam Sorc - EP
    Hamuel L Jackson - PvE DPS & PvP Stam DK - EP
    Chandler Bling - PvP Magden - EP

    Mahalia Lightborn - exiled crafting toon - cos you know, she's AD
  • Morgul667
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    Billdor wrote: »
    ♿ZOS INFRASTRUCTURE TEAM COMING THROUGH♿

    Wait they got a team for that?
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    This is a buff if you live in asia/oceania and a nerf if you live anywhere else
  • Banana
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    Looks like Master merchant first starting with my internet connection
  • Ertosi
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    999+? Congrats on your high score!
    PC NA @Ertosi
    ♠♦ My Team ♥♣
    Goan – Jabsplar [Grand Master Crafter, Master Angler, Tamriel Hero, Explorer]
    Dru – Stamplar
    Tickles – Healplar
    Dixie – Magplar
    Figs – Stamblade Sneakthief [Master Thief]
    Sir Price – Stamblade Bow Ganker [Daedric Lord Slayer]
    Maya – Stamblade Speedster
    Ahmed – Magblade Bomber
    Balzar – StamSorc Blitzer
    Winnie – PetSorc Thunder Mage
    Tanks – StamDK Tank
    Mona – MagDK Fire Mage
    Dawn – HPDK
    Bearly – Stamden Tank
    Ivana – Magden Ice Mage

    ☠ CP 950+ ☠
    ♌ DC Loyalist ♌
    ✄ Grand Master Crafter
    No new crafting or game systems for 2019? "Season of the Dragon" would be better named "The Year of no New Major Features"
    https://i.imgur.com/TPscgS9.jpg to see major features of the last few years compared.
    https://i.imgur.com/X8qY0gP.jpg to see a detailed comparison of this year's Q1 to the last two Q1s.
    https://i.imgur.com/4z71cK8.jpg to see a detailed comparison of each years' first two quarters combined.
    https://i.imgur.com/jrHe5h8.jpg to see a projected comparison of the full years and what 2019's Q4 will need to catch up.
    Unsubbed January 15th, 2019 due to the lack of any new substantial features shown to be coming in 2019.
  • barney2525
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    your FPS is better than mine. whats the problem?
  • twev
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    Anotherone773 wrote: »
    One of the features of ESO is that they do not charge extra for slow motion.

    It makes the fun last longer.
    The problem with society these days is that no one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
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    barney2525 wrote: »
    your FPS is better than mine. whats the problem?

    LOL!
  • Garish
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    Bhaal5 wrote:

    Billdor wrote: »
    ♿ZOS INFRASTRUCTURE TEAM COMING THROUGH♿


    Na mate, theyve been on coffee break since 2014

    That's what ZOS wants you to think. Really, the hamsters ate them.
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
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    Garish wrote: »
    Bhaal5 wrote:

    Billdor wrote: »
    ♿ZOS INFRASTRUCTURE TEAM COMING THROUGH♿


    Na mate, theyve been on coffee break since 2014

    That's what ZOS wants you to think. Really, the hamsters ate them.

    Explains why the hamsters turned into potatoes.
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    9660112788944201.jpg

    (facepalm) When you can't afford normal server for 10M+ subs game in 2k19. Why ZOS is not considering buying some used equipment dismissed by 3rd world telecom carriers from ebay?

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    "If you having lag problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 megabytes and this patch is one."

    :p
    Natch Potes is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get
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