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I get such a laugh opening crown crates.

Tornaad
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Whenever I get crown crates, I always let my wife open them. She finally let me record her and post it to YouTube.
I hope someone here enjoys the laugh as much as I do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Wg9BnwbCSY
  • Dojohoda
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    :D thank you for sharing!
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  • Androconium
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    Dojohoda wrote: »
    :D thank you for sharing!

    :* A re-gifted experience...
  • RogueShark
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    Hah, she seems to really get into it and enjoy it, that's great. xD Thanks for sharing.
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  • Seraphayel
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    She got you a radiant mount right of your first crate, can I borrow her for the next free crown crate we get as a login reward?
    Edited by Seraphayel on March 2, 2019 8:43AM
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  • General_Zeranth
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    Firstly this was so fun to watch! She was very into it and that made it so much the better so thank you for sharing your wife's enthusiasm for what can be such a heartbreaking experience when RNGesus isn't kind.

    Secondly congrats on the mount even if it is a weird scaly kitty that burps hist sap.

    And thirdly this done convinced me to buy a crown crate with my leftover crowns. xD Now I have a weird pulsating growth stuck on a staff. ._. I want to poke the growth with a stick but I'm afraid it'll eat me. >-<
    Edited by General_Zeranth on March 2, 2019 9:16AM
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  • Alucardo
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    LOL thanks for sharing this. Has your wife ever considered becoming a comedian?
  • Maotti
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    Fantastic!
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  • NoTimeToWait
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    I just have to upvote it because there is nothing better than fellow players enjoying their time in ESO! And well, this kind of posts always makes me slowdown a bit and enjoy little things in eso myself instead of rushing forward as I usually do.
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    Alucardo wrote: »
    LOL thanks for sharing this. Has your wife ever considered becoming a comedian?

    She would say no, but I can see grounds for it, I can see a lot of grounds for it.
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    Seraphayel wrote: »
    She got you a radiant mount right of your first crate, can I borrow her for the next free crown crate we get as a login reward?

    To be completely honest, that was halfway through my second batch of crates, and those 8 total crates are the only ones I had ever purchased. The other crates were the ones they gave for the daily logins at first. I was just going through withdrawls from laughs for too long so I broke down and purchased crates. I don't regret a thing. And now, I have video to watch and enjoy with. :smiley:
  • Androconium
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    Firstly this was so fun to watch! She was very into it and that made it so much the better so thank you for sharing your wife's enthusiasm for what can be such a heartbreaking experience when RNGesus isn't kind.

    Secondly congrats on the mount even if it is a weird scaly kitty that burps hist sap.

    And thirdly this done convinced me to buy a crown crate with my leftover crowns. xD Now I have a weird pulsating growth stuck on a staff. ._. I want to poke the growth with a stick but I'm afraid it'll eat me. >-<

    She doesn't know how much they cost.
  • ChunkyCat
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    When I open crown crates, I get nothing but a few spare gems.

    Your life seems much more fulfilling.
    Edited by ChunkyCat on March 2, 2019 10:05PM
  • Tornaad
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    ChunkyCat wrote: »
    When I open crown crates, I get nothing but a few spare gems.

    Your life seems much more fulfilling.

    I'm sorry to hear that @ChunkyCat I wish you luck in your future crates.

    I just enjoyed the laugh of watching her open the crates and wanted to share it with others.
  • Sylvermynx
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    Hysterical! She was having SUCH a great time.... and so were you!!
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    ChunkyCat wrote: »
    When I open crown crates, I get nothing but a few spare gems.

    Your life seems much more fulfilling.

    You're a gem :smile:
    Edited by D0PAMINE on March 3, 2019 2:01AM
  • Mojmir
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    Nice try zo$, no way is this new marketing technique gonna work. /sarcasm
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    Mojmir wrote: »
    Nice try zo$, no way is this new marketing technique gonna work. /sarcasm

    *rolls eyes* Jeez.
  • Marcus_Thracius
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    I never buy crowns or crown crates - dont feed this corporate random loot bs - this is just gambling - can't wait for the ban in europe for this bs
    Edited by Marcus_Thracius on March 3, 2019 7:54AM
  • Hippie4927
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    I never buy crowns or crown crates - dont feed this corporate random loot bs - this is just gambling - can't wait for the ban in europe for this bs

    Why do some people have to bring their negativity to every thread? :(

    To the OP.......your wife is hysterical and grats on the mount! Thanks for the laugh!
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  • Alucardo
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    I never buy crowns or crown crates - dont feed this corporate random loot bs - this is just gambling - can't wait for the ban in europe for this bs

    I for one hope they keep them. Yeah, while I don't like crates, or loot boxes, or basically anything of that nature - it is how they make their money. If it weren't for crates, they'd may introduce some other method of extracting money, and it might just be something I feel more forced into buying. With crates I have no intention of buying them. Maybe with sub crowns, but I wouldn't pay for them out of my own pocket, ever.
    As you can see in the video, some people actually enjoy the crate opening experience. Do you want to make Zuboko's wife sad Marcus? DO YOU?
  • Glaiceana
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    That was hilarious! :D Thanks for sharing! Also everyone here on the forums, please click the video and give it a like. I see we have loads of awesomes here on the thread itself but the actual video has 3 likes and 3 dislikes, let's help them out a bit :)
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    Glaiceana wrote: »
    That was hilarious! :D Thanks for sharing! Also everyone here on the forums, please click the video and give it a like. I see we have loads of awesomes here on the thread itself but the actual video has 3 likes and 3 dislikes, let's help them out a bit :)

    Thank you @Glaiceana. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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    Hippie4927 wrote: »
    I never buy crowns or crown crates - dont feed this corporate random loot bs - this is just gambling - can't wait for the ban in europe for this bs

    Why do some people have to bring their negativity to every thread? :(

    To the OP.......your wife is hysterical and grats on the mount! Thanks for the laugh!

    Thank you, @Hippie4927 I cannot wait for the next free crown crates.
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    I never buy crowns or crown crates - dont feed this corporate random loot bs - this is just gambling - can't wait for the ban in europe for this bs

    Uh oh.. someone call the fun police, a snowflake got hurt. People can spend their own money and entertain themselves however they please.. go back to guarding your bridge Marcus.
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  • Kuramas9tails
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    Oh my god, I wish I was as excited as she was.

    Thanks for sharing! Made me smile this morning.
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    • Tornaad
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      Oh my god, I wish I was as excited as she was.

      Thanks for sharing! Made me smile this morning.

      I'm happy to hear that.
    • Chaos2088
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      I am not going to be able to say the NPCs name other than how your wife says it....from now on.

      😬
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    • HighKinlady
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      I love this :D
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    • Druid40
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      Thank you.
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      Chaos2088 wrote: »
      I am not going to be able to say the NPCs name other than how your wife says it....from now on.

      😬

      That's awesome!
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